Toblerone

Toblerone

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Toblerone gets in touch with his inner angry+bitter old man in Humor JoeUser Forums

I am only 25 but inside me is the soul of a bitter and twisted old man. The following are letters of complaint written by my inner old man. Don't take it too seriously, I'm not in a bad mood at all despite evidence to the contrary. Dear Music Industry, You have proved to me that history does indeed repeat itself. History

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Reply to The results are in... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good to here Izzy is going well. When I get time I really must send a present. At the moment I've been getting so much relief teaching at a local school that I half forget that I'm not a permanent employee. Griffin is getting more active and alert. He is 5 weeks old today. I'm getting very attached to the little guy. I've been making myself useful changing nappys and stuff when he comes around. It looks like he is going to have almost black ey

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Reply to The Hot Photo Phenomenon in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If I'm being honest, I was a little bit worried when I met Toblerone last summer because I thought he might be shocked (and put off!) by how fat I am in real life. Haha. You had nothing to worry about, you are actually hot in real life. The only suprise was how much younger you look in person. <BR

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Reply to Captain Crunch and Breast Milk in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"I'm not good at that. Mine would be, like, a sock taped to a stick." That is just bloody hilarious! She is so bald. Poor baby She should borrow some of Griffin's , he has heaps! He's only three weeks old and you can practically style it already (not that I would that, but theoretically). I think a lot of people think of human milk as being gross, but when you think about the fact that we drink m

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Reply to Toblerone update in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Congrats to mom and pop and Uncle Toby! Thanks Dr.Guy. For a second I was confused because Uncle Toby is a brand of porridge. Naturally I put two and two together and thought you where making a comment about consistency of my brain (which in reality it is more like swiss cheese).

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Reply to Toblerone update in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Congratulations to your sister and to you too, mate. I know how excited you've been about this. Tell Griffin welcome to the world for me. Thanks mate, I'll pass it on.

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Reply to Toblerone update in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

This is great! Congratulations Uncle Tobe! Thanks This got buried....not many people are going to see it because JU is being spammed.....ridiculous! </TABL

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Toblerone update in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I'm an uncle. Mum and bub both fine. I've been up since 6am (baby born 7.01 PM) and saw the whole thing. Talk about "don't know where to look when" theatre! FAR TOO TIRED TO EXPAND! Photos to come.

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Reply to The Many Moods of Isabella in Misc JoeUser Forums

Wow you finally managed to get some picks that don't have the same expression. That must have taken some effort because if babies are anything like dogs they probably change expression as soon as they see the camera. She's pretty wee thingy, she going to make Griffin a very happy man By the way Nadine is being induced on the 23rd of February because of her diabetes. He'll be in

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Reply to My 150th Article in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good on you Maso. I didn't bat an eyelid at your revelation. I was expecting you to say "I've been eating puppy soup for the last 20 years" or something. You are lucky that you haven't had any trouble getting of it. It does tend to be addictive only in the psychological sense, but that can be bad enough. Some friends of mine have battled to get off pot. One of them became Schizophrenic. On the other hand I only ever tried it once and it did nothing fo

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This must be the beginning of the opposite sketches in Humor JoeUser Forums

Article: Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were thrown off a nudist beach on a Spanish vacation - because they wouldn't strip. The pair were stunned to be asked to leave the stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca. Kelly explains, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my wor

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Reply to My JU Assignment in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

God this campus is packed to the brim with some fine looking women...that's a major perk here, especially when it's warm and there's less clothes obstructing one's view...but I digress. Heh, heh You make me pine for my uni days! God they only ended last year and I already miss them! On topic: T

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