You guys lead interesting lives.  I'm glad mine is normal.

Nah, I led an interesting life, but that was many moons ago... when I still had some muscle tone and stamina.

These days things are quite normal and very quiet... but then, I do dispose of anyone making a noise [that I don't need my hearing aids to hear]

Scored 30 on this test and on another test scored very high look at the funny test.

http://illnessquiz.com/psychopath-test/

Yeah, so I did the other 'test', the result was " Hello Friend, I am 110% sure that you are a psychopath and attendants from the asylum will be around to collect you shortly."

That'd be okay if they could disable the electronic ankle bracelet the confines me to home because the last asylum was full.  Personally, I thinks that's an excuse cos they didn't want the likes of me there.... given I was the lunatic who took over the previous asylum.

YES, I am, fuck the damn test!!!!

 

LOL...Just kidding. I am not a psychopath, I'm just drunk!!!!!!   LO Freakin L!!!

 

And you haven't set off your electronic ankle bracelet?

Mine goes off if my blood alcohol reading goes above .02... or if my pee goes dark yellow.... or pee on the ankle bracelet in the hope of shorting it out.

 

oi, just did dat test, and the following one for unsocalized, the first they said we think you need to be destroyed, but are not sure, please do this test, on the second they asked where I was as they need to drop an atomic weapon on the area, and told them I was in canberra act, they opologized  and said that they were cancelling the bomb drop then asked me to not visit america or the middle-east

Harpo, the Ghost NON-subscriber

If your name's Harpo and you do online tests giving such positive responses, you might just be a psychopath.

If you get drunk and declare "I'm not a psychopath then LOL about it, you might just be a psychopath.

and if your name is starkers and complain about restictions and gadgets and also stur other entities by name you might just be s stupid fool, but it MIGHT be more serious and be a stupid foolish idiot

harpo the ghost NON-subscriber

If your name is Harpo and live somewhere in Australia and say such things about well respected community members [such as myself], you might just be a complete lunatic and be paid a visit by some heavies in white coats....and.....

..... they're coming to take him away he he, ha ha, ho ho.... they're coming to take him away.

And if they bring you to the same asylum as me, well I shall have my revenge.... he he, ha ha, ho ho... I shall get my revenge ho ho....

The head nurse is a good friend of mine and she loves doing cavity searches on difficult patients.

if your name is starkers, and attempt to slur other longterm members of the community wether or not you do think you live in australia, MY subordinates in white coats with body armour will be visiting you soon, and they prefer to MAKE  the cavities that they search, and much prefer to do this on the difficult patients in front of the OTHER patients.

after all the insane DO run the asylum called australia

HarPo the GhosT NON-subscriber

Those who live in Botany Bay anyway. 

Okay, enuffs enuff,  I'm sending 'round some white coat blokes who resemble gorillas and have nasty tendencies to fit strait jackets over the top of itching powder before carting patients off to meet Nurse Doninatria, who not only enjoys performing body cavity searches without lubricant, but who also enjoys delivering several types of shock therapy to dissuade difficult patients who upset her special friends.

starkers.... the special friend.

...only 6%

RUN!!!   ^^^^

 

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now just for the starkers raving idiots, they now have to PAY 10000% surcharge for all treatment and services they receive above water

harpo, the GHOST NON-subscriber

Orright, that does it! The Harpo lunatic get sandpaper sewn into his underpants and sneezing powder applied to his nostrils every 6 minutes for the next month.

And for good measure, he will be force-fed a teaspoon of cod liver oil hourly... cos we know how easily one can become constipated on a diet of tinned dog food and clay.

only stark raving idiots have ANY experience with those items, but is sounds MOST enjoyable, and would be an improvement on my current diet of cardboard discised as 'food items' geting a real food type, but you forgot the items to restrict/prevent occurances ie 1 litre or more per day of port & rum applied internally every 3 hours

harpo, he GHOST drinking NON-sibscriber

I scored 21%.  Interesting test

45% and i love kittens, if that means anything

I got 48%, but I don't like kittens.  They tend to fight and scratch me when I put them in the crock pot.  Also, they don't taste like chicken, no matter what others have said. 

 

 

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I scored 91% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. How psychopathic are you? Take the test http://www.channel4.com/psychopath #psychopathnight

 

I'm not a psychopath - I just eliminate anyone who gets in my way.

 

It's called natural selection

*creeping back into the shadows. Not want to be eliminated. Assimilated...ok...but the other one...uh uh, not goin' there...nope*

now I can PROVE that fuzzy is just soft at only 91%,got an easy 97% here

harpo, the ghost NON-subscriber