Ah!  I have a solution from and old recipe book my psychotic aunt left me, 

Wait 'til kitten goes to sleep and wait five minutes> gently pick up kitten while gently singing lullaby [so it stays asleep]> carry kitten to stove and gently place in pot> add 1 quart of red wine and season with salt and a little basil, parsley if desired> replace lid and set oven to 220c> cook for 120 minutes or until done.  Serve with potatoes in their jackets, leeks and/or radishes, peas and carrots.

As for tasting like chicken?  Tastes more like Galapagos duck to me.

As for Harpo the non-Subscriber, he's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is the most looney visitor to WC and the most likely to say bat shit crazy things. 

Given his propensity to hang with the lunatic fringe and teach it a thing or two about bat shit crazy, there is a high probability that he is not even of this Earth and should be approached with caution.  Approaching the subject... patient without due care could result in heightened ability to laugh at absolutely inane and silly stuff.  Worse still, he may infect you with a strain of lunacy for which man has no known cure, so be warned.  This man is dangerous.

No no! I cornered the market on that stuff years ago. Lunacy is my thing. Anybody else usin' it..........PAY UP!

Amateurs.......

I scored 100% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. How psychopathic are you? Take the test http://www.channel4.com/psychopath #psychopathnight

 and little wizzy, I intentionally chose a couple of non-optimum answers in that quiz, and STILL got 97%, if I had chosen the optimum answers, I might have exceeded 100%, BUT I did not want to break the test so that I can get the twits by suprise.

HarPo the GhOSt NON-subscriber

Apparently I'm soft because I think there isn't enough meat on a kitten to make a meal...

You are soft!  If there's not enough meat then you eat the bones and other innards.  

And what's wrong with a lion or tiger kitten?  Other than needing a bigger pot?

then again the 'pink' skinned 'kitten' is usually more tender and had an adiquate amount of meat for one meal for one person, BUT the squeaking of the slightly larger kittens can get a BIT irritating, THEN you can EAT them and they will probably supply a couple of meals each

Harpo the GHosT NON-subscriber

Of course, you can get more than one kitten at a time in the microwave...

Step one? Deep breath and realize that if you haven't done anything sociopathic (yet, I presume), and are worried about it, that you aren't (in fact) a sociopath.

Don't worry, some sociopaths are nice people.

THEN

ALL

HELL

HAPPENS

harpo, the GhOSt NON-subscriber

I didn't get a score. I got a page that says I am winning a trip and they are sending a limo right over. I just have to sit here and wait. I'm so excited!

Good to "see" you, Noah!!!

Po!!!!  The man who convinced them to drop the "path" when referring to him. Damn good to see you posting again, sir!.

Hey Smedley, how nice it is to see you again.  I would say 'long time no see', but you already know that.

As for being a psychopath, your chariot will arrive shortly.  Some clutz forgot to pump up the tyres... if you're wondering why your holiday's off to a late start.

Anyway, here's hoping you're well and that life's treating you kind.

Also, here's hoping you'll hang around and post heaps more, I've muchly missed your sharp wit and humour

Po the Smedley! Holy......something. Welcome back. Kick back and stay awhile. Hope all is well in the world of Po. Missed you!

A psychopath gets pissed and instinctively does really bad things on impulse, whereas a sociopath is more methodical and plans things to extract as much pleasure as possible when inflicting much pain and misery on his/her victims.

Well that's my view on it, though Doc may have a better explanation.

Just wanted to see what was in the "Everything else" forum, and...

J/k it's always exciting to see people discovering things about 'emselves.

I had a chat with some friends that centered around the idea that psychopaths alone can endure (and succeed) as world leaders... Not to mention galactic overlords, right?  Though it's curious given that 1k years ago assassination had been a fairly standard means of ascension to power, but this day and age the question of mental stability in the classic sense only comes up as an accusation and ordering a human death implies unfitness on the extreme end of the scale.  Not to get political or anything.

Ha ha.  Who needs a test to tell this?  I mean I...

Errr...*cough*

Nevermind.

If you see somebody suffering with road rage and give them a flame thrower before sitting back to watch him create crispy critters, you might just be a psychopath.

only if you had created the situation that CAUSED the road rage without being in the situation

harpo, the unstable ghost NON-subscriber to pysco-anon

36% Wow! impressed!

- Shade A.I

yikes got a 71 wheres my knives  ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Where's your knives?  Perhaps you should check with your significant other to see if she has them for unsafe keeping.

Anyhow....

If you laugh at another's injury and misfortune, you might be a psychopath.... and if you had a hand in their injury/misfortune, you might just be a sociopath.