The Sentinels of Skowbo

Radio S.O.S.

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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DEEP SPACE.....

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This is the voice of the Sentinels. We have watched you for centuries. Your violence disgusts us, and now you visit it upon us. You cannot destroy us and now we will crush your worlds.

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Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Roy, Roy, is that really you?

I think they are just coming for you, your Evilness. The rest of us should be okay
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
Roy, what did you do to upset the Sentinels so much that they'd be coming for Druids as well as Roy's?
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
Hey, Roy, does this empire have any rules I wouldn't be able to live with?
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
rules? RULES?!?!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE SENTINELS EAT RULES!



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This is the voice of the Sentinels. We have watched you for centuries. Your violence disgusts us, and now you visit it upon us. You cannot destroy us and now we will crush your worlds.

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CRUSH!
Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
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THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE SENTINELS. WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR US. OUR RETALIATION WILL BE SLOW, BUT NONETHELESS EFFECTIVE. IT WILL BE USELESS FOR YOU TO RESIST, FOR WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF REVERSING MATTER, AS YOU HAVE JUST WITNESSED. ONE OF YOU WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL. YOU WILL BE INSTRUMENTAL IN AVENGING THE SENTINELS.
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Reply #8 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Ahh, what a lovely walk through the world-wide web... la, di da, di da... ooh, what's this place?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

(initiate forced flashback reprogramming sequence)

SENTINELS! SKOWBO! SWAMP! TEMPLE! PURPLE DUCK!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(cough)

G'day, Roy, wot's doin? Where do the special people hang out nowadays?
Reply #9 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
QUACK! IZ DAT U QUACK! COME TO ME ARMS FLUFFY DUCKY!

Reply #10 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
BRAAAAAAAAK!

Oh, wait, I'm a duck, not a chicken.

'Ere, now, matey, don't hog the mike! Give it here for a sec, let's see how this sounds.

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WE ARE THE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO. FOR MILLENIA, WE HAVE STUDIED PURITY IN ALL ITS FORMS.

PURITY OF FORM. PURITY OF FUNCTION. PURITY OF THOUGHT. PURITY OF ACTION.

OUR WORK IS NOW COMPLETE. WE HAVE ACHIEVED PURITY. WE ARE THE MEANING OF LIFE. WE ARE PERFECTION MADE MANIFEST, AS BRIGHT AS A STAR. EMBRACE OUR PURITY, OR BE BLINDED BY IT.

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Howzat?
Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
PERFECT!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAaahaha.....excuse me...

what do you mean the empire's inactive and everyone's got a life. can't you see we've reached purity. look at the new hairs i've got. all over. ah ha. ah ha. so it's definitely not happening? right. yep. yep. okay dokay. yeah, well i must confess i'm a little disappointed, yeah, a new razor...