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Reply to Reality Fantasy Island in Humor JoeUser Forums

Heh. But I wouldn't give those executives any ideas if I were you.

The Adventures of Team HARG in Writing JoeUser Forums

A very long time ago, there was another land. A land filled with swords and sorcerers, a land of magic and kings, of fiends and spells. In this land were also many heroes, heroes who traveled forth to vanquish evil and gain rewards. This is the tale of the greatest of these heroes. We begin with two of what would eventually become a four and occasionally five man team

Reply to SAVE MYRRANDER! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No, I have never made a mistake. This is because I am not a human but a Xenomorph. Link Meh. I think he's paid his dues. I can't even remember the events leading up to the grounding anymore.

Reply to The Chronicles of Xeno in Writing JoeUser Forums

Are you sure this isn't a short story but more of an autobiography? You didn't write it, did you? Then no, more of a biography.

Reply to The Chronicles of Xeno in Writing JoeUser Forums

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The Chronicles of Xeno in Writing JoeUser Forums

Xeno was near-perfectly normal. He lived in a suburb in New Jersey. Every day, he would go to New York to his job as an accountant. He would work, then come home. He'd relax for a little while, then go to sleep. Perfectly normal routine. The only way he differed from anyone else was that he was an Alien. Yes, I mean those aliens from the Alien quadrilogy. H

Reply to You're So Wishy-Washy, Supreme Court Brown! in Politics JoeUser Forums

A Supreme Court Justice being wishy-washy? Never! I know, hard to believe.

Reply to You're So Wishy-Washy, Supreme Court Brown! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Yes, no, maybe so. It would have been nice to have it decided once and for all, but now we can expect numerous cases to come that are only different in degrees from these 2. What a waste of everyone's time. Well, if we didn't have cases that wasted everybody's time, this just wouldn't be the American

Reply to You're So Wishy-Washy, Supreme Court Brown! in Politics JoeUser Forums

I didn't forum bump, you didn't see me do it, you can't prove anything!

You're So Wishy-Washy, Supreme Court Brown! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Link Most of you probably heard about the recent Supreme Court decision. You know, the one where they let the 10 Commandments stand after previously forcing them to be taken down. That one. Well, this issue hasn't been gone over until I point and laugh at everyone involved while somehow making a

Reply to Find out your inner Greek God/Goddess in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I got Morpheus too. Many of us here, eh?

Reply to This Amendment Bans What Now? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Best article I've read about flag burning. Nice. Thank you. It's good thing you said "Not really" or you'd probably be charged under the Patriot Act. <BR

Reply to This Amendment Bans What Now? in Politics JoeUser Forums

why are some people actually buying into it? Are they so incredulously stupid? Well, this is something that some people feel very strongly about. Normally, these are the people that write articles on it. That wasn't my reason, though; I feel very strongly about making fun of politicians who have really bad reasoning. <img src="http://images.stard

Reply to This Amendment Bans What Now? in Politics JoeUser Forums

I believe it is just that some legislators got bored and decided they needed to get up in arms about something. Yes, because working to help America just gets SO boring.

Reply to Happy Bloggiversary! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Congrats Alison! Happy Bloggiversary! May you never develop carpel tunnel from typing.

Reply to Politics: It's Black and White in Politics JoeUser Forums

Uh...Rightwinger? What about John F. Kennedy? I see you fixed that. Well...okay then.

Reply to This Amendment Bans What Now? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Just before he hit the ground, his last thought (according to Rep. Cunningham) was.... At least that flag isn't burning. I know that touched my soul. IF I agreed with thi

Reply to This Amendment Bans What Now? in Politics JoeUser Forums

I also suggest the banning of pickles on quarter pounders which is clearly unpatriotic and a comfort for terrorists. I'm sorry, but without reasoning such as that that does not violate an amendment, I cannot jump onto your wagon.

Reply to Support the war, sure...But Support the RIGHT One!! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Well, Gid, we have to be prepared! Have you seen those Spaniards lately? They're ready to go! They'll pounce at any moment!

This Amendment Bans What Now? in Politics JoeUser Forums

(I know this is old news by now, but I haven't been on until now and I wanted to give my two cents on it) Link Flag burning you say? Ah. Well, I can see that. After all, like Jon Stewart said: "Today the House passed an amendment to ban the burning of the flag, thus ending the Iraqi

Reply to "Some MAY believe I crossed the line" in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

how about sending the idiot to Iraq to explain to our fighting men and women what he met instead? That's even crueler, considering what they would most likely do...

Reply to Valedictorian For A Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Maybe next speech.

Reply to Great lines from job evaluations in Humor JoeUser Forums

How'd you find my evaluation?

Reply to Torun Jax, Blind Jedi in Humor JoeUser Forums

How much you think that would hurt if he was trying to find out where you were?

Reply to The *Buzzword* Virus in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've got deja vu. Didn't you write something like this already? Ah well. Alot of very good articles have non-inflammatory titles, and as such get passed up...but those infected by the *Buzzword* virus aren't always bad. Though they always seem to be sorely lacking thoughtfullness in the comments department.