As the seasons progress I am always amazed by the transformation of the world. Fall and Spring are the transitional periods in which the denizens of the planet express a combination of urges and modifications. Winter is the season in which all things rest and regenerate. The plant store the energies of their appendages so they may survive the restful slumber, as
heh Thank you for the history lesson on the arm flaps. World Domination is never Plan A. That is a falsehood. Anytime you see someone attempt to dominate the world, you are seeing someone who failed at some other plan. Feel free to make small talk; ask them what plan it was they fail miserably at. They will appreicate you interest in their doomed life.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not yet among the dead. I will begin this article with two things. First, I would like to apologize to Jesse and my [why, I cannot fathom] fans. I have been told many people like to read my articles, yet I do not see it. Secondly, my current English course, while having me write many papers, they are all based in forma
Time it seems, will never leave us be. It is one of the few constancies in the world, followed by Death, Ruin, and Failure. These things are not possibilities in the realm of man, these are man’s destiny. No matter the effort poured into the avoidance of the inevitable downfall of our entropic existence, are we unable to stay what awaits us, regardless of anyth
It seems I have come back to this topic again. I am a very busy individual when it comes to this, and I am somewhat proud I have achieved a sense of professionalism when this subject arises. MMORPG’s. I live in these almost more than I do in the real world. Does that make me pathetic or a dreamer? Pathetic. Still, my newest reality is the worl
Life is always what you want to be. At least, this is the general message everyone wants to be true. Unfortunately, that is not the case. The truth is, the only places you get to have a life you really want is in games. Games like Star Wars Galaxies. Star Wars Galaxies (SWG) is another MMORPG that I have had the honor of playing around with. The s
I have been here more years than I can count. Two. I have been at USI for two years. This being my third. And for everything I can manage, I am not sure why I am here to begin with. Something about continuing education for the sake of a better job, or something. I am fine with this situation, I do more and eat less but I am still fat. Fate, she is a cruel
I never thought about it before one fateful day. The way the things work in those absolutes. The oddness of the opposites, and the revelation of seeing someone you have heard about so often. I never thought about it, and now I think it might have been for the best. The Damon bloodline was always thought to be a proud line. But you soon realize o
[Much like the Turkey Day article, this was posted on time at www.loserturdmafia.com, only with this, I have dated myself.] What greater feeling is there than the communal assembly of our dearest and nearest? The congregation of the masses who have been thrown from the main stream to mock each other and the society which tossed us on our asses. Only a
Damn, now I am torn between the readers, and spreading annoyance...
Often, I find myself at a loss. Things never seem to be as they usually are, and thus, possibilities which should be, are not. The confusion never get easier. I have been forced into the whims of those who think they know what they want, but realize what a mistake they indeed made. This is how I find myself with the feelings of malice and despondency, but
How often have we seen the dead risen? The undead as they say. Usually the damned consist of, and not limited to, zombies, demons, ghosts, ghouls, and vampires. I shall not be so naive as to assume most of my audience has not read, or at least role-played Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: Apocalypse, Demon: The Fallen, or Hunter, published by White Wolf. For th
Tender love. The wild passions of the heart. Desire and lust. Pure adoration. Things which will go unfulfilled in our lives. Why do these come to haunt us? What kind of physical magnifications can despair and the horrid reality of loneliness revolutionize to? The All Hot Trio. The beautiful guile of their radiant physique. Their witty sense of humor. The wa
The Loser Turd Mafia. The LTM. Whatever you decide to address our institute, we are still a rag tag group of rugby freaks and nerdy outcasts. The social recluses and abandoned pariah are what we have become. To think we have become what we are from what we were. The Trench coat Mafia. These are people in which helped give the way for our party. In the
[This article was originally posted on the LTM site *plug*(www.loserturdmafia.com)*plug* on Thanksgiving; so no, I am not insane.] The time comes near where we all come together and celebrate the day of Thanksgiving. A day of gluttony, or at least how most perceive. However, this is the *real* story of Thanksgiving: The Pilgrims who sai
I have decided all of the evil in the world can be traced to Sodexho. Sodexho is an organization which supplies the campus of the University of Southern Indiana with the eateries and convenience store. On campus, there is a Burger King, next to a Pizza place and a Sub place, that for future reference, makes there own bread. What is the problem you ask? How can t
We all strive for things. Most different than others, but it can be said for all, our lives would be marginally better if we had a higher status in life. What is a higher status than supreme ruler? How do you achieve such a status, you ask? Well there are a few ways, a lot require weapons from the future or biological creatures of death. However, I be
There are few things in life people aspire to find. Most of these things are directly associated with money. Do not let people fool you. With money comes great happiness. Love? People will love you for money. Money is power. What would you do if you had a million dollars? First things first. A home perhaps? If I become hassled with the responsib
Love. Romance. Blissful evenings full of sweet thoughts and a loving person. Resting on a cushion a lone with your precious beloved, seeing the adoration smothered by the disinterest in her eyes. Running dry. So dry. Like the last few drops of Dr. Pepper in the bottom of a three day old can left on the radiator. Bitter, warm, and mind numbing. At least in the s
Stud says MMORPs Sunsets. Watching the sun set into the grasses, the night slowing overcoming the day, turning the world into a different place, one of sorrow and joy. Seeing this other world evolve from a contrast is prime of all one can experience. As the azure sky’s gradually turns lighter, taking the scarlet distinctiveness of the sun, darti
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