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MEET MR LEE ...

MEET MR LEE ...

.. awful lee good names !

Corporate Lee… bean counter’s paradise


Cost Lee… eat your heart out, Donald Trump!


Dah Lee Lama… home of the Buddhist Choir of B.C.


Doll Lee Parton… 2 big things going for it


Dramatical Lee… where employees show off their skills


Essential Lee… don’t ask, just buy it


Eventual Lee… place your orders early here and they might get a round tuit


Fanatic Lee… most dedicated store


Feverish Lee… specialty store for Avian Flu customers/chickens


Fortunate Lee… fortune cookie sales thrive here


Frank Lee... the 'je ne give a pas' store


Frequent Lee… the ‘not in small amounts’ store with many restrooms


Friend Lee… where all customers are welcome


General Lee… Civil War memorabilia


Graceful Lee… sales of Amish artifacts from 1699


Har Lee Davidson… boss hawg outlet


Honest Lee… guaranteed low prices (if you’re a golfer, Canadian @ par)


Honest Ree… Chinese for Honest Lee


Lethargic Lee... very slow unionized staff


Lone Lee… store for sled dog teams in Iditarod, Alaska


Main Lee… prime opportunity


Mari Lee… this place keeps rolling along


Maternal Lee… Babes & Babies (B&B) outlet


Own Lee… a one-of-a-kind store

 

Paradoxical Lee… most puzzling store


Partial Lee… run by part-time staff


Passionate Lee… in honour of Mel Gibson’s latest film


Patient Lee… silent ER treatment for all customers


Piccadill Lee… British expansion potential


Poor Lee… least profitable of all their stores


Possib Lee… might be an opportunity for you here


Posthumous Lee… an after-thought store


Predominant Lee… run by Chinese friends and relatives


Proactive Lee… a “Just Do It!” store


Quick Lee… no time to waste at this store


Radioactive Lee… storefront in Chernobyl's business district


Real Lee… for all of those doubting shoppers


Respectful Lee... employees write letters all day

 

Sarah Lee… everything’s a “piece of cake” here!


Sarcastic Lee… can never satisfy these employees


Short Lee… will be there soon…


Significant Lee… store for the average statistician


Slow Lee… 3,500 government employees can’t be wrong!


Social Lee... Ballroom dancing lessons during lunch breaks


Sole Lee… fishy, single-owner entity


Stoical Lee… keeping an upper face on their bottom line


Terrib Lee… expectations of mismanagement


Verbal Lee… store for the blind


Wanton Lee… great War Wanton soup specials

Q: What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
A: Formerly.

( Feel flee to add your own  ;)  ! ! )

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Reply #76 Top
Swimming Lee... lifeguard at the local pool.
Reply #77 Top
Endless Lee... he's the one that keeps giving starkers all these Lees. :D
Reply #79 Top
Swimming Lee... lifeguard at the local pool.
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very cute....... :LOL: 
Reply #80 Top
Monstous Lee ... WWE wrestler !! ;p 

Lee Lee : Brother of Lu-Lu !!
Reply #81 Top
Endless Lee... he's the one that keeps giving starkers all these Lees
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Nah, that was Informative Lee.... but I already knew 'em all anyway. :d
Reply #82 Top
Intimidating Lee.... 7' 6", built like a brick outhouse and has a permanent snarl tattooed on his face.
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Orchestral Lee... can play "God Save The Queen" when he breaks wind.

Symphonic Lee... in the same orchestra but prefers to 'break' into a waltz.

Nasal Lee.... has difficulty playing Oboe through his gas mask.

Musical Lee... blows a mean trumpet.

Tuneful Lee....has an amazing ability with an Alto Sax.

Thunderous Lee... whose butt trumpet is best suited to the 1812 Overture.

Petite Lee.... covers all those delicate flute sounds.

Tumultuous Lee... butt percussionist extraordinaire loves building to a crescendo.

Flatulent Lee... imitates the Tuba with great gusto.

Squeaky Lee... amazingly sounds like a violin.

Compositional Lee... had an accident while practicing the new concerto.

Impressive Lee.... Really!!! You can play the piano like that????

Buzzing Lee... never misses a note during "Flight Of The Bumble Bee"

Harmonious Lee... performs the sweetest colon concerto ever.

Instrumental Lee... has the task of tuning all the instruments.


Critical Lee.... attended a concert and wrote: "They sound like a bunch of arseholes!"





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Wong Lee....there's so many damned Lees here I wang the wong number. ;p
Reply #85 Top
Orchestral Lee... can play "God Save The Queen" when he breaks wind.

Flatulent Lee... imitates the Tuba with great gusto.

Thunderous Lee... whose butt trumpet is best suited to the 1812 Overture.[/quote]

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hehehe  :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL: 

Speaking of Flatulent Lee and his family :

WWW Link

hehe !!

Gassed - Lee ! ;p 

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Speaking of Flatulent Lee and his family :
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Wow, Mike, great link! Now that's one heck of a rectum recital... second only to my very own colon concerto of Beethoven's 5th. I must admit, though, I sometimes find it a bit of a strain getting through the whole symphony without intermission... but adding some chili and onion to my curried cabbage will rectify that. :LOL:

Crappy Lee.... rap musician who found he had lumps after his performance.

Wife Lee.... wash your own damned underwear. :LOL:

Reply #87 Top
Contagious Lee.... now I know why hardly anyone else comes here.

Aw c'mon...Doctor Lee 'll give ya a shot for it. :p
Reply #88 Top
Customizing Lee... desktops are my specialty, but there ain't nuthin' I can't alter. ;p
Reply #89 Top
Leapy Lee... a one hit wonder who couldn't buy a groupie. ;)
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LEAPY LEE AT THE FOUNTAIN BAR,MAGALUF SPAIN
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Disbelieving Lee.... Nah, that's not THE leapy Lee, couldn't be.... could it!!!!

Yeah, it's pretty amazing that he's still going around... he must be older than dirt, yet he's still churning out 'Little Arrows' like there's no tomorrow. I remember that song from when I was a kid... shhot, er, um (don't wanna show me age), forget I said that. :LOL:

Alvin Lee... probably just as old but still belts out a good tune and can make his guitar talk. :)
Reply #92 Top
Telescopic Lee... can peer into peoples bedroom windows from great distances.


.... are your curtains drawn???

:LOL:
Reply #93 Top
Abominable Lee... has hair all over, coming out of his ears and nose as well, and he smells abominably...hehe. :p
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Banal Lee .... Talks a load of crap !!
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Inexcusable Lee.... always holds on until he can drop one in the elevator. ;p
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Instant Lee... has a problem with premature... er. you know wot I mean. :d
Reply #97 Top
Lee Way... give him an inch and he'll take a mile. ;)
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Way Lee Jennings .. Country Singer !!!  :LOL:  X-( 
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Lee Majors... had Fawcett...er, trouble with his water-works. :d
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Ingenious Lee... inventor who came up with the toilet seat.

Clever Lee.... put a hole in the middle.

Devilish Lee.... often covered it with Glad Wrap. :d