Hostilities Official?

Just your friendly neighborhood empire standing update, as Theoden, the OFFICIAL J. Jonah Jameson of the Metaverse, is most likely asleep:

Special Forces takes first, as of 1:31 AM, EST, 1/11/04. Slightly behind Wombie's Christmas wish list, but fulfilling all the same.

w00t! w00t! w00t!

As we don't expect the Wizards to take this demotion lying down, immediate action is necessary. Iron Paw, I recommend that:

- all troops be immediately recalled from liberty.
- all stations be placed on full alert status.
- somebody peel Quack off the bathroom floor and throw him in the shower.
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That didn't last long... you are back at #2. ;p
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Haha, but not befor I got a screen shot . . .
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hehehe... yeah. The Jedi Republic has a screen shot of when we were in 1st too.
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SPECIAL FORCES: BATTLE STATIONS!!!!

We are on top again after more operatives successfully struck - sustained action is the order of the day - we must consolidate - all hands on deck!! I want the bar manned at all times; alcohol rationing is to be strictly observed (that is, a large ration to everyone); supply lines must be protected at all costs; prepare for counter attack. Ask not what your Empire can do for you...but what you can do for your Empire!
Reply #6 Top
Congratulations for your great achievement must I said. ;)
Reply #7 Top
Hmmm...I go entertain the lady for a weekend and all hell breaks loose! Congrats on nabbing first place, Special ones! Hopefully the Fellowship can work our way past you again!
Reply #8 Top
Hehe...who do you think made it possible for you to have THIS weekend off? ;p
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- all troops be immediately recalled from liberty.
- all stations be placed on full alert status.
- somebody peel Quack off the bathroom floor and throw him in the shower.
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No need to pick me up, I'm quite comfortable here. Um, I'll make sure no hobbits crawl in through the toilet. Theyz sneaky little buggers, they iz.
Reply #10 Top
hehehe... yeah. The Jedi Republic has a screen shot of when we were in 1st too.
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That was a very long time ago I assumed you used a silver nitrate process?
Reply #11 Top
Theyz sneaky little buggers, they iz.
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Are you channeling evil steve???
Reply #12 Top
Well Congrats on First. In celebration, I shall cut your required protection money to see that your supply lines do not get cut by 5%. Don't celebrate so hard you forget now. You wouldn't want those supply lines cut would you?
Reply #13 Top
What supply lines? We were planning on living off the land, starting by confiscating all of the remaining booze at the Prancing Pony. When we wake up, we'll figure out what year it is and go from there.

But if you hurry, we'll save a case or two of the good stuff for the Pirates. Gotta keep those blockade runners on our good side...
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What supply lines? We were planning on living off the land, starting by confiscating all of the remaining booze at the Prancing Pony.

They forgot to pay their protection money. There is no more booze at the prancing pony. Well except for the rubbing alcohol we left after we stole it. Hmmmm maybe that's why they're sick and not fighting too well.
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Hey...wait a sec...we cant afford a war on two fronts...no dissin' the Cap'n - your protection money is assured...oh, and if you could just keep those Euros busy and off our tail?
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Special Forces - your "Icon for a Day" empire. Got a logo suggestion? Send it to icantbelieveitsnotbutter.com

- Sirian
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Special Forces - your "Icon for a Day" empire. Got a logo suggestion? Send it to icantbelieveitsnotbutter.com
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I know. I know! We just can't seem to decide on a logo. We originally REALLY REALLY wanted to have one of a kryponite green mattress spring, but you already bloody took that! :d
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I know. I know! We just can't seem to decide on a logo. We originally REALLY REALLY wanted to have one of a kryponite green mattress spring, but you already bloody took that!
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Jeff Desilva scores with a big three pointer LOL

But seriously, the pentagram is a bit um . . . well it looks like a lava pizza don't you think?
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We originally REALLY REALLY wanted to have one of a kryponite green mattress spring, but you already bloody took that
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Jeff Desilva scores with a big three pointer
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well it looks like a lava pizza don't you think
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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eff Desilva scores with a big three pointer But seriously, the pentagram is a bit um . . . well it looks like a lava pizza don't you think?
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LOL LOL LOL
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But seriously, the pentagram is a bit um . . . well it looks like a lava pizza don't you think?
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I am not a pizza. LOL
Reply #24 Top
Current update: Wizards by a whole 1529 Metaverse points. If you know anyone who lives on a border planet, wish them a good night's sleep!
Reply #25 Top
Slotted another small win to pop us back on top...but I think we'll be playing table tennis for some time...