Set the scene......
It's peacful night on Rigel 2 and the govenor and his son are out walking when suddenly, they look up in the sky and see the approach of the most hideous Terror Star imaginable..
"Good God nooooo....," screams the govenor, "It's the dreaded Golden Arches!"
"Quick lad, we must convene and emergency session of the council."
Meanwhile....in orbit around Rigel 2
"Alright, you..with the stripes...and you, the giant pear-shaped purple thingy...phase one is for you two to get down to the surface and make those children love you! We'll start burning cardboard and convince the rest of the population that this stuff is not only good for you but also that it's really...wait for it....BEEF!"
Back in the council chambers.....
"Govenor, what are we going to do? The Golden Arches have subverted our children. The kids are forcing us to buy cardboard, help us please"
"Govenor, what in the hell is that purple thing?"
Phase two is now beginning. All over Rigel 2 the populace is being bombarded from giant speakers in space. From dawn till dusk they hear the same phrase over and over and over again......"Do you want fries with that? Do you want fries with that? Do you want...."
From the bridge of the Golden Arches, the clown continues his demonic plan.....
"No-one can withstand the power of my Terror Star. I will spread my culture to the ends of the universe. Soon billions and billions of people will be sold on my idea. There is no force that can stop me! MuhahahahMuhahahahMuahahaha!"
Can the good citizens of Rigel 2 withstand the cultural influence of the clown and his Golden Arches? Will everyone soon be eating cardborad beef? Will the govenor ever be able to walk the streets without seeing that pear-shaped purple thingy again?
Stay tuned for episode two "Here comes the caboose."
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