What the H E double hockey sticks is with “Pirate Base”. - BOYCOTT!!!!

Yes hello I have owned this game for nearly four years and have always been a LOYAL CUSTOMER of Stardock and Ironclad but I am getting increasingly incensed by an issue that has been present since LAUNCH DAY and has NEVER BEEN FIXED.

It is a slap in the face to all your LOYAL CUSTOMERS that this hasn't been fixed and I am getting very close to starting some sort of LEGAL ACTION. Excuse my frank language but this is BALONEY.

Currently when you play on Ironclad Online the listed chat channels are:

 

TEC Town

Vasari Vault

Advent Asylum

Pirate Base

 

What the H E double hockey sticks is with Pirate Base! If you’re going to follow a theme of alliteration don’t give up after ONLY THREE CHANNELS. I really hope someone got fired over Pirate Base but I am at a loss as to why it hasn’t been fixed yet. ITS PURE POPPYCOCK.

 

SO AS A PAYING LOYAL CUSTOMER I AM NOW FORCED TO DO YOUR WORK FOR YOU. Here are a bunch of things you can replace Pirate Base with. NO NEED TO CREDIT ME I AM NOT IN THIS FOR FAME.

 

Pirate Palace

Pirate Park

Pirate Place

Pirate Point

Pirate Pals

Pirate Pigpen

Pirate Pool

Pirate Parlour

Pirate Palmtree

Pirate Pass

Pirate Portal

Pirate Philadelphia

Pirate Pen

Pirate Phalanx

Pirate Party

Pirate Patrons

Pirate Partnership

 

Until this issue is fixed I will be BOYCOTTING ALL STARDOCK PRODUCTS AND TELLING MY FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME. 

23,919 views 10 replies
Reply #1 Top

Haha.  Amusing.

Pirate Plunder
Pirate Pack
Pirate Persuasion
Pirate Plank
Pirate Paradise
Pirate Pit
Pirate People
Pirate Pond
Pirate Paddock
Pirate Page
Pirate Port
Pirate Pleasure
Pirate Parking
Pirate Pike
Pirate Pad
Pirate Pontoon
Pirate Pile
Pirate Prison
Pirate Post

Reply #2 Top

Why do I suddenly feel like I am in an episode of "30 Rock" and and the character Tracy is explaining something to me? 

More importantly--why is there no Ninja channel!?:ninja:

You also forgot, "Pirates of Penzance" and "The Pirate Movie".

Reply #3 Top

Anything to get attention. You were more fun when you posted up pictures and videos of your awesome mod.

Reply #4 Top

Quoting Ryat, reply 3
Anything to get attention. You were more fun when you posted up pictures and videos of your awesome mod.

Maybe Riddleking hacked Swiss Knights forum login?

Reply #5 Top

Quoting ZombiesRus5, reply 4
Maybe Riddleking hacked Swiss Knights forum login?

Sounds like it.

Reply #7 Top

Or they could remove all channels except for the main lobby. Which would be a good idea IMO.

Reply #8 Top

They might as well just get rid of the Advent, TEC, Vasari, and Pirate channels altogether since I've never seen anyone use them.

Reply #9 Top

Quoting DirtySanchezz, reply 8
They might as well just get rid of the Advent, TEC, Vasari, and Pirate channels altogether since I've never seen anyone use them.

 

Yeap.

Reply #10 Top

T'is troll tost (post).