banned for going on the inside when the outside worked quite well

Banned for going on the outside when inside-out has better options and no cover charges.

banned for making me go to bed

Banned for slacking off and going to bed just when things are getting interesting.

Anyhow, sweet nightmares and let the bed bugs bite.

Banned for bringing up Bugs.         Cuz along with Bugs comes preditores!!!    

banned for martian thinking

Banned for thinking Martian

Banned for Martians I think. 

Banned for thinking a Martian vacation would be the next best thing to having Martians land in your backyard

banned for leaving Tarzan on Mars

Banned for giving Tarzan Mars bars.... now he has a dentist bill he can't  pay.

Banned for bad taste in name.  Meteor bars are Mars bars wanna be's.   Couldn't believe it.   lol  

Banned for Meteor Bars are responsible for gluing peoples jaws together, they're that damned sticky.

banned for gluing things together too often

Banned for Rule #1- You break it you buy it. 

Banned for buying too much broken crap.

banned for breaking it all

Banned for breaking your pact with Panty Sniffers Anonymous... they are sending you a hobo's unwashed underwear to ensure you don't lose focus.

Banned for possible vertigo is my weather forecast.      

  Oh and guess whom I ran into at Home Hardware. lol

(It's just a part time job he said.) 

banned for part timers

Full time ban for the most part.

Stupidity banned for randomly posting a ban reply.

Banned for superfluous reply to a randomly posted ban reply that was already superfluous in itself.

banned for making me work so late

Banned for letting it get so late while you're working... but you know what they say, time flies when you're having fun.