I would give you karma but having an elf for Xmas dinner would be classified as cannibalism in some parts.  Word has it that they're quite tasty, though.

Oh, and Troggly always wins that contest... on account of having longer, thinner fingers and a larger hooter than his cousin, who has short, dumpy fingers that only reach so far in before getting lodged.  This one time, at Band Camp, poor Troubles had to go to the ER to get a finger that was well and truly stuck up his left nostril surgically removed.  Not so with Troggly, though!  Several items have been lost up his olfactory orifice over the years, not to mention small to medium sized pets who were never to be heard from again

I would give you karma but, I'm off digging for Skipper.    And I'm sticking to turkey for wildlife at my dinners. lol

I would give you karma but you'd be wasting your time digging for skipper... last I saw he was taking off in a hot air balloon.

I would give you karma but, smart alec dog.    I always like cats better anyhoot. More independent. And I really like that liquid movement they have going on.   Apparently, if they can get their ears through a hole, the body follows. Much like rodents I guess. Only prettier of course.

I would give you karma but that smart alec dog outwitted me and got to the stash first.  Since then he has buried it someplace and won't say where.

Also, banned and no karma for ugly rodents in the belfry... little buggers scared off the bell-ringer by hiding in her underwear.

I would give you karma but Hah, she doesn't wear underwear. Which leads me to thinkin those rodents have absconded with our delicious Karma...

I would give you karma but it seems you've been doing some upskirt recon to know she doesn't wear underwear..

Also.... banned for not absconding to the picnic in the park, where you could have retrieved the delish karma, not to mention much needed funds to finance our bid to be the first people to inhabit a centrally heated igloo in central Morroco.

Banned for not including ice cream {maple walnut} in said heated igloo. A slide would be nice, maybe a skating rink. Then we start charging.

I would give you karma but you were so busy banning that you forgot to excuse yourself from giving me karma.

Also, banned for not giving me karma since the last time or the time after that.

Oh, and that skating rink should be maple walnut flavoured... so that it at least tastes good when skaters end up face first on the ice.

Banned for making me look.   

I would give you karma but I've developed an allergy to bestowing gifts of karma on days that begin with S.. T... W... F and M, not to mention in months that begin with J... F... A... M... S... O... N.... and D.

I would give you karma but I'm in an Aroma therapy class. Smell ya later.

I would give you karma but I dunno that you want to smell me later... I'll be all hot and sweaty after mowing the lawns.

I would give you karma but "figuratively speaking", that sounds pretty, pretty, pretty grrross.  And now for something completely different.

I would give you karma but the petulent figure skater is doing backflips and demanding a personal audience.

I must grant it as she promises a nude rendition of Swan Lake.

I would give you karma but sounds like it's coming your way already. I shall put mine in the icloud.        

I would give you karma but I'm too busy watching my 5th rendition of nude Swan Lake... those... um... pirouettes are mezmerising.

I would give you karma but that full moon is blinding....

I would give you karma but I howl at the full moon and my extremities become elongated until the unaligned succubus feeds on my chi

         I would give you karma but, I would watch out for these guys when that happens. 

(I think his nick is ChiChi)

I would give you karma but I think Bo vanquished those guys... two sucks and they were gone, after which, Kenzi confiscated their jewlery and Dyson fed on their entrails.

I would give you karma but, Dyson aye..? Never getting one o'those.  {note to self.  }    Although I should get a cut in the jewels dept. since I introduced you's folks. The belt buckles look shiny...

I would give you karma but my family jewels are never displayed in the discount section... and Lost Girl [a Canadian TV show] sends her regards.

I would give you karma but Lost Girl is lost to me. I watch reality tv like, Duck Dynasty, Alaska, Gold Miners...etc, etc. Oh and Dr Who. Lost Girl needs to meet him.

I would give you karma but reality TV is the least real thing on the box... Keeping Up With The Kardashians and the like... would rather watch a snail doing donuts [going round in circles]