Yo Mama Joke Game

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Ok this is the game works...

When I say go you say as many Yo Mama Jokes as possible but don't take any of them offencive.It's just to see which ones are funnier than others.If someone posts a Yo Mama Joke that's actully about someone that's really offencive or discusting just report them or send a message saying who and what the person said. Rules

1.No discusting Posts!

2.Do not use names or usernames!

3.Don't spam alot of jokes!

4.NEVER post jokes with swears!

5.DO NOT MAKE JOKES THAT ARE RELIGOUS OR THREATNING TO OTHER USERS!!!

Have Fun! GO!

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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

....euh we can't go as you didn't say "go" per see.....you merely wrote it down! Thus the game is void and cannot begin!

 

Nice try though ;)

lol!

Reply #2 from Demigod Forums Top

I'm not certain I've ever heard a yo mama joke that wasn't rude. How to begin....

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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top

No

Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Oh boy, dont get me started with these:

yo momma is so old, she sat next to Jesus in first grade!

yo momma is so fat, when she wears red, we all say" Kool-Aid!"

yo momma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl!

yo momma is so ugly, she makes Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt!

Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

yo mamma so fat when she went swimming all the whales started sing  WE ARE FAMILY!!!

yo mamma so fat she needs her own zip code

yo mama so fat whe works at the drive in as a screen

yo mama so stupid she when her class started learning about pi she brought a fork and knife

yo mama so stupid she insulted chuck norris and then chuck norris roundhouse kicked her into the next millenium

yo mama so stupid she thaught a parrot is a rotten pear 

}:) |-)

 

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top

yo momma so fat that Ben Kenobi said 'that's no moon, that's yo momma'

yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

yo momma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE (thai) fighter

yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and blinded people

yo momma so fat two kids ran around her and didn't come back

yo momma so ugly that if she goes to a farm they think one of their pigs got out

yo momma so stupid that when she was told it was chilly out she grabbed a bowl and a spoon

Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Yo momma is so fat, she has three shirt sizes: huge, massive, and OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARD US!!!

Yo momma is so fat, her high school graduation picture was a satellite photo!

Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the mall, all the mirror stores said, "Sorry, we're closed!"

Yo momma is so ugly, she could make a blind kid cry!

Yo momma is so fat, her bra fell off and fifty hobos slept under it!

Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top

No blood type or high heel jokes yet?

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears high heals she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own rating on the richter scale.

Yo momma's so dumb, she bought 30 cases of dehydrated water.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Y2K was an official change of the english language.

Yo momma's so stupid that thinking is against her religion.

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top

Your moms so stupid she thought you look good

Your moms so ugly that when she looks in a mirror the reflection kills itself

Your moms so fat that when she fell it left a crater

 

Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top

K fine....Yo mama was walking with a pig under her arm down the street.  I asked,"Where you get it."  The pig answered, "I won her in a raffle." :-p

Reply #12 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Yo momma so fat she has to use a spandex car.

Yo momma so fat when she went to Japan, everyone was screaming "IT'S GODZILLA!"

Reply #13 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Yo momma was so old she owes Moses a quarter

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top

yo mamma's so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookie

yo mamma's so stupid she think debate is how you catch da fish

Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top

oh and

yo mamma's so fat she farted and Al Gore blamed her for global warming

Reply #16 from Demigod Forums Top

This has serious thread lock potentials. hehe

 

 

 

 

Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top

yo mamma so fat she sweats mayo

yo mamma so fat to take her home you need to make two trips

yo mamma so ugly perseus tried to use her reflection against her and his shield broke

yo mamma so so stupid she tried to think and caused the tsunami in 2003

Reply #19 from Sins Forums Top

Yo mama so boyant she don't even touch the water!

Reply #20 from Elemental Forums Top

How may of yo mama's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top

2-one to actually change and the other to block out the sun to make sure it works

Reply #22 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Yo momma so fat she made Jabba the Hutt say DDDDDDAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!

Reply #23 from Sins Forums Top

yo mamma so ugly she lookid in a mirror and the world exploded, (thats a lot of years of bad luck) >:)

 

Reply #24 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Yo mama so fat when she took her first step she broke her legs.

Yo mamas head so small she uses a Tea bag as a Pillow.

Yo mama so skinny when she stepped on a crack she slipped through.

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE A GUY GO BLIND!

Reply #25 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

oh i forgot the best one....

 

 

YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FAT!!!........WHEN A CAR HIT HER SHE SAID " WHO THREW THAT PEBEL!!!"