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OK, let us steal the thunder from all the piracy/science/Star Trek®/religion/Star Wars®/politics/you're gay/real life/pop culture/crazy/flame war threads and generate a massive amount of web traffic/thread postings about this completely pointless waste of time and space "Off-topic" topic:
Soda wars!
The object: Pit the sodas (or pops) I mention against each other in a Sins-esque battle using the following criteria;
No politics/religion, no real world sales figures, no real world taste comparisons, no cross over faction warfare, and no waste of thread space. Try to use your imagination and tell us why one soda should defeat another based on your opinion only. For instance, Coca-Cola has a much cooler marquee on its can, therefore its capital ships can defeat Pepsi shields rather easily. Yes, it makes no sense, really, but it is much better than a bunch of dorks quoting scripture from Star Wars novels or any other book for that matter.
The factions:
Coca-Cola vs. Pepsi
Sprite vs 7-up
Mtn Dew vs Mellow Yellow
Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb
Orange Crush vs Slice
Squirt vs Fresca
Green River vs ..... uh water (Green River sucks)