banned for yes they are poor

banned for bizarro world.

Banned because I finally finally FINALLY found another copy of Sly Cooper And The Thevius Racoonus.

Why did I ever sell that game?!

banned for expressing self satisfaction

Banned because those guys are both freshmen from the wacky new class of 2010. 

Hopefully I'm not being too optimistic and their constituents will decide they agree with you in November 2012. 

banned because Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize.

I have no faith...

banned for not having faith

banned for that's what I said.

Banned for that's what you said.

banned because that's what she said.

banned for I guess it was inevitable.

Banned for reluctant determinism.

banned for galciv

banned for homogeny.

Banned for your sins (if you believe in that sort of thing).

banned for the sin of disregarding sins

banned for missing the mark

http://www.theologue.org/sin.htm

Banned for preaching in a free domain.

You may upset radical atheists.

Banned because that is (at least in the States) a tiny and universally despised community.

Banned for talking about Ohio like that.

Banned for what's round on both ends and high in the middle? O HI O

banned for joke telling

banned for I love the classics

"Honey, I can see you now, in the kitchen, bent over the stove... but I don't see the stove."

banned for jokes that can be "seen" in several ways