Resistance is skiing without any snow.

Resistance is skiing without any skis.

Resistance is... tobboganing down a rocky slope on your britches.

Resistance is getting my head clear today.

Resistance is diving headfirst into the carpool.

And the sudden stop is when you hit the Studebaker.

Resistance is... a vampire going to the blood bank and not making a wthdrawal.

 Resistance is Cold Stone Ice Cream for the lactose intolerant...

Resistance is not what happens after the lactose intolerant eat ice cream.

Resistance is the sparks from taking the dog with brass balls without hind legs for a walk.

(Dog's name is "Sparky")

Resistance is your "nose to the grindstone".

Resistance is my 'Ahem' to the grindstone.

Me likes angus! 

Resistance is saying 'ahem' instead of arse.

Resistance is saying Arse instead of A$#

Resistance is...da_zman putting in his Algerian dollar something's worth instead of keeping it to 2 cents.

Who said I mean "Arse"?

Doc says this is not the Question with a Question Game.

Resistance is Political Correctness

Resistance is knowing what's right and doing what's right

Maximal Resistance is Zubaz's fingers typnig correctly.

Resistance is... Zubaz refusing to take the medication prescribed for his dyslexic finger.

Resistance is... Mrs Zubaz not asking Mr Zubaz to dial the phone for her (with his dyselexic finger).

Resistance is talking about yourself in the third person.

Resistance is not answering yourself in public.

Resistance is not picking your nose when there's a stubborn booger ther.

Resistance is the way it sticks to the finger.

Resistance is Velcro....To pick your nose.

Resistance is not going with the flow.

I got no resistance there I'm often beside myself calling myself an effwit when I sluff thiings up.

No resistance there, either... I frequently answer myself in public (force of habit from home)... and I'll even berate myself when I sluff something with: "What the hell were you thinking!"

Hmmmm, seems I'm not the only one around here who lapses into no resistance... but thanks for sharing your experience with us, Doc... forewarned is forearmed and we may now be able to avoid getting that sticky finger which inevitably and embarrassingly would transfer the offending material when shaking hands with someone important.

Resitance would be... Mrs Zubaz not telling Mr Zubaz to stop picking his nose with his dyslexic finger (for fear of something much worse/possibly more publicly embarrassing.

I'll say it is... or can be....

Resistance is.... a guy gets a seamstress to make him a pair of pants with a velcro fly... and she sewa the two pieces together.

So would that be, resistance is... falling in a sewer and the only way out is to swim upstream.??