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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3701 Top
Our empire has crossed a milestone, 5 million points and going.
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The points are all relative. The scoring parameters can change too quickly. Today's 5 million points might be tomorrow's 10 million points. So instead of points, just keep in mind there is only one direction and that is forward. Onto number one, again!
Reply #3702 Top
What the heck, 15 days? It's so dead over here the others might get the mistaken notion that we struck our colors and surrendered! No surrender here, matey. A drink to my pirate fellows. Cheers! :CONGRAT:
Reply #3703 Top
I figured Threadzilla could use a lil’ bump seein’ how close she was gettin’ to falling off page 10 of this Galactic Forum.

Shshshshshsh...
Hush lil’ ‘Zilla don’t you roar
Kit’s gonna buy you a new city to devour
...

[edit: how do these buttons work again? LOL ]
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Reply #3704 Top
I have two questions for you guys here: 1) Why did you guys move this post here when it should be in the empire forums? 2) How many of you guys are still submitting games?
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Reply #3705 Top
1) The Empires forum is "new". This Galactic Forum is the origin of all the ol' empires. We wanted Threadzilla moved over, but that ain't gonna happen. This is her final resting place it seems.

2) Ummm... I am. So that makes all the other pirates that are submitting plus one. :) Glad I could help.

Now a question for you, JG... GW... John... :notsure: whaddaya go by? That's not the question. Here's the question: why don't I hear yer holler over in Tortuga, matey?
Reply #3706 Top
Here's the question: why don't I hear yer holler over in Tortuga, matey?
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Well I don't know really, I guess nothing of real interest to me... I just don't know. I've also been a little low on time I guess; in fact I havn't even been able to submit a game in like a week and a half. So I just come here and check the forums every once and a while, and I guess I just didn't think about checking ours. LOL