You know you've played too much Sins when...

You know you've played too much Sins when you try to use your scroll wheel to zoom out in email to see more messages at one time.



I'm hooked and it's only a beta.
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* you watch soccer and wonder why the players dont use an inhibitor
* you start chatting up girls with strange lines such as "our interests seem aligned, lets form an alliance"
* you wonder which level a ww II warship would have if it would still be operational
* you look in the sky and wonder what the big thing shining thing is that planets dont have in sins
* you ask your local supermarket whether you can pay in credits or an equivalent amount of metal or crystal
* you insist that neither the sun, nor the earth nor any other celestial object has any sort of movement and
* invent some crazy theories why then climate changes in the course of the year. no one likes your expanation that its a conspiracy lead by pink space ponies.
* you wonder why sky lab was ever scuttled. it could have given access to so many more technologies

well enough for now.
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You know you've played too much Sins when you try to use your scroll wheel to zoom out in email to see more messages at one time.


I've caught myself doing that on web pages.
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You write weekly letters to the government begging them to defend the Phase Lanes.
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you start chatting up girls with strange lines such as "our interests seem aligned, lets form an alliance"


Win.
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you start chatting up girls with strange lines such as "our interests seem aligned, lets form an alliance"


Win.


I agree thats the best one
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although I should actually give the credit to my business english professor who in his notes made an economists joke. something about "you raise my interest rate by 10%". I figure thats where I got the idea from.

he actually had other good ones, but thats not the place for them.
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You know you've played too much Sins when

you try to go swimming in a star.

you try to win a ninjas v pirates argument with "but they have spaceships!!!"

you begin bombing your rivals home planet, only to realize its your own to.

when you try and cast flux field on your lvl 17 elf-warrior ally.
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you wish the car you drive in had more windows...
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... and pink space ponies
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when the paster says "REPENT OF YOUR SINS!!!!"

you reaspond "but I didn't do it! The TEC where the onse that cast out the advent!!"


...pathetic.... I know.
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You answer your phone by saying "Comlink Online" insted of hello.

You try to use "raze planet" with a Higaran battlecruiser in HW2. (weak)

You hear a phantom phase jump charging sound when you accelerate in your car.

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When you're being mugged in a dark alley and you say, "Where's a capital ship when I need one..."
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* you ask around where you can put a bounty on your enemies head
* and wonder why the pirates are suddenly wearing suits and speak italian/ russian
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* when someone wearing a pocket protector tells you you have horrible fashion sense
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* you wonder why climate changes depending on year if your planet is stuck on the same position all the time anyway.
* you wonder why the big oil companies dont build refineries to get infinite amounts even from depleted resource deposits.
* you bring your wrecked car to a mechanics shop and wait to it for restore itself.
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...when you look up at the stars and think "I wish I had five Civilian Research Stations"

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You know you've played too much Sins when...
FALSE
You dont have enough time to reach that kind of state.
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You're playing Warcraft 3 and you press q to get your lich to learn frost nova.
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LOL STRAT!

sad thing is, i havent played w3 in a long time, and i still know its V
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BAD eets! you must play MORE SINS! MORE MORE MORE SINS!!!
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Actually, eets, it's n.
Reply #22 Top
mm, i was thinking dota