Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Test article... Rock on, dude!
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
because... thats why
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
The chicken crossed the road to test an article?

I hope he doesn't get flamed
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

I hope he doesn't get flamed

 

I try and avoid flaming admins whenever possible...

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
um it crossed the road to get me a pizza...

that was 3 weeks ago...

damn chicken...
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Who really knows why chickens do anything? and why in the world would they care? LoL

Personally I like "flaming" chickens..over Mesquite or Koa, "Huli-Huli" style..like they do in Hawaii is great!... I suppose fried is ok too..But Flamed is the way to go!..
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
they live too close to the ground
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Because he saw Colonel Harland Sanders? o_O
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
If he sees the Colonel, crossing the road's a waste of time.
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Didn't ask, I respect it's privacy.

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"flaming" chickens


Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Test posts are the best!
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
probably to take a crap in my yard! every other animal does!  
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
To show the armadillo it COULD be done.
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
probably to take a crap in my yard! every other animal does!



Might I recommend the 12 gauge "Anti Animal crapping in yard" device?

Works real good as a gopher trap too, pretty much makes them disappear altogether..well, except for a few small pieces...LoL
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I like paintball guns.  Causes pain and leaves a mark.

I had a dog that would dig under my fence.  So I pegged it a few times.  The neighbor came over throwing a fit about his paint covered dog.  I told him to show me any paint in his yard and I would show him the splatters in mine so we could determine where the dog was shot.

End of story. 
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
probably to take a crap in my yard! every other animal does!


sorry ...but to me that's so, so funny.

I lived in a house once, where that exact thing would happen all the time ... Dogs could 'smell' that other dogs had 'been' there, and every other house in the street was avoided but mine ...bloody puppy land-mines!

So, whilst it's funny ...I feel your anger, pjdark
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"dog exhaust"
My neighbor made a wooden tombstone, old western-style, put it in a prominent place in his front yard...
...seems to help some:

"HERE HE LIES,
ALL COLD AND HARD,
THE LAST DAMN DOG
TO POOP IN MY YARD!"