Name my monkey

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I've made a pair of sock monkies. 

I've called the boy one Spanky - and if you need an explanation for that name then I don't think you should participate - but I can't think of a name for the girl one.  You can see my kind of humor coming through with the boy monkey's name, and I'd like to continue that with the girl one.

Help me name my monkey, JU, and I'll see if I can't come up with a little knitted something as a prize!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about Muffy? (Sorry. I just watched That 70's show)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muffy's better than what I came up with: Skunk Guts.

I seem to have bypasssed your level of humor and plummeted straight into the basement, sorry.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can't believe you don't already know the perfect name for your monkeys. If one is named Spank, the other, with a nod to all Peter Gabriel fans in the studio audience, should be named Shock. 'Spank' the monkey, and 'Shock' the monkey. Of course.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muffy's better than what I came up with


Me too. i was thinking Georgette Bush or something on that order...   
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jajajajajajaja . . . I was thinking Shameequah the BITCH-MONKEY!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about 'Sookie'? If you say it quick enough, it could sound like 'sucky' then you'd have Spanky and Sucky. I know, lowbrow but funny (says me, anyway).
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hortense!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Botton!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heidi
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Buffy (short for buffing)

or

Shines (short for MonkeyShines and maybe buffing)

or

Rubbin' Hood
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Spanky and Spunky?

I saw this article the other day and had a top notch suggestion and completely forgot it. I think Spunky is good though.

I agree with LW. We need pics!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess mine is too subtle. Not a play on a euphemism for masturbation, but for intercourse. (Hide the monkey).
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Spanky" alludes to masturbation?!?!?   
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
The other names suggested are cute, but other than mine (Diddles) and uDigIt's (Buffy or Rubbin' Hood) none of them are playing off the "spank the monkey" theme I think Karen's trying for.


Ahem.

"Spanking the skunk guts." (Specifically female masturbation.)

But you probably weren't speaking about me, since it wasn't really a reccomendation for a name.

(Polishing the rocket. Manipulating the mangoes. Punching the clown. Polishing the bishop. Roughing up the suspect.)
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...   

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...


Actually..wikisaurus has a lot. WWW Link

Some of the ones that strike me as pretty amusing are:
frosting the muffin of love
five finger taco tango
giving the fuzzy bunny a carrot
strumming the ham banjo
playing the pelvic piano

~Zoo
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Other than "thumping the bean" I can't think of a single euphemism for female masturbation...


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Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
from "Operation Spunk Sock", you could get a "female" name "Spunkie". Hm, Spanky and Spunkie.