Redirecting freighters

nope. wish we could though.

To the Captain of Altarian freighter 4223-3: Doubtless you have heard rumors of the impending conflict between our civilization and that of the Drengin. I have the unfortunate responsibility to inform you that the route you are currently occupying has been deemed financially unsound, and you, your ship and crew, are scheduled to be, well...blown up. You will be happy to note, however, that the Company will suffer no financial loss on the current cargo, as per Sec54, paragraph D, of your contract, the cost of the cargo will be deducted from your wages, and any remaining balance will be billed to your families. Thank you for your many years of loyal service; and have a nice day. Sincerely, Rax Minor, CFO, Galaxywide Package Services- "Give your package a ride on Galaxywide!"

freighter service where all non violent crimanils are assigned

I have the unfortunate responsibility to inform you that the route you are currently occupying has been deemed financially unsound, and you, your ship and crew, are scheduled to be, well...blown up.

"If possible, I will save your ship, Captain. But your pasengers and crew....are already dead!"

Am I the only one that remembers the original Trek with the two planets fighting a war that was refereed by computers?

Please step into the chamber...

"Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!"
--Montgomery Scott

Am I the only one that remembers the original Trek with the two planets fighting a war that was refereed by computers?

Good episode.

You will be happy to note, however, that the Company will suffer no financial loss on the current cargo, as per Sec54, paragraph D, of your contract, the cost of the cargo will be deducted from your wages, and any remaining balance will be billed to your families.

In addition, Galaxywide Package Service requires that you make a short stop-over on a distant planet to investigate a downed alien vessel. Please collect specimens, and try not to let it eat your cat.

It is also the episode where we learn of: *whispers* 'General Order 24'.

this is osterloh command to mall 1054 you are ordered to excute gen order 22 evacuate and destroy the skeleton

also under gen. order 23 if you land in enemy territory you are to target and destroy any facilities that they may use against us

such as new ships and ship yards if possible other wise when war is over we will evacute you

In addition, Galaxywide Package Service requires that you make a short stop-over on a distant planet to investigate a downed alien vessel. Please collect specimens, and try not to let it eat your cat.

Also, there is a large black monolith that Galaxywide Package Service (when it positively, multidimensionally, has to be there overnight) would like to acquire as a billboard. Look into that, too, would you?

Also, there is a large black monolith that Galaxywide Package Service (when it positively, multidimensionally, has to be there overnight) would like to acquire as a billboard. Look into that, too, would you?

And don't forget to bring a towel

and don't forget to send those coffins into the sun first