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ANZAC Imperium

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The Imperial Guard gathered round the wounded Emperor BlueSteel for the Last Stand.

"Save yourselves," gasped Blue. His brow glistened with the Beads of Heroicism

Evil Steve eyed the faithful. The faithful eyed him back.

"We must leave this place, so that we might fight again", roared Evil.

Evil Steve threw down the Teaspoon of Endless Toil, opened the Trousers of Endless Soil Capacity, and moved the Wooden Horse of Endless Gymnastic Fortitude.

An escape tunnel.

"While you lot have been trying to beat maso, I've been making a fortune smuggling illegal contraband!", roared Evil financially.

"Huzzah!", roared the Imperial Guard.

Evil hauled the wounded Blue up onto his weary shoulders.

"Are you with me?" roared Evil laconically. "Or am I going to die of embarrassment?"




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Reply #327 from Stardock Forums Top
"... I'll supply the brautwurst. (Come on... Brautwurst! ..."

LOL The quote of the day! LOL

For the non-Germans: "Braut" means "bride" in German, so a "Brautwurst" is a sausage made of ... ;p

Guten Appetit! (Enjoy your meal!) ;)

- Physicist :)
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #328 from Stardock Forums Top
just thought i'd do me bit and nudge us over da 1M...

:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #331 from Stardock Forums Top
Congrats on 1 mil. Celebrate with lots of drinking heavily and behaving badly! :D Oh wait, that's the Aldarians. Uh... then crack open that brautwurst! LOL

- Sirian
Reply #332 from Stardock Forums Top
Congratulations, ANZACs! One million points is a huge milestone! :)
Reply #333 from Stardock Forums Top
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Reply #334 from Stardock Forums Top
now... let the brautwurst and beer orgy... bee- be- haa, got you, BEGIN!
(This celebration is brought to you by: Lava's Nothern European cuisine and booze. Except English food. Anything from there that isn't from Inidia is horrible. The true reason to taking Inidia over was for the food since they were planning a national suicide due to the indiginous ability to create indigestible foods from grain.)
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Reply #335 from Stardock Forums Top
der's nuffin wrong wiv da sausage 'n mash. i iz linin' me stomach wiv it for da bidet...

;)

party!!!!!

:CONGRAT:
Reply #336 from Stardock Forums Top
zzzzzzzzzzzt...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzt....rrrrrradio ANZAC beaming live from deeeeeeeeep space. this one's for you lavalampmaster!


You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" - but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes - and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

You gotta fight for your right to party

You pop caught you smoking - and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!)

You gotta fight for your right to party

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

You gotta fight for your right to party
You gotta fight for your right to party

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt...crackle..crackle

Reply #340 from Stardock Forums Top
iz it just me or az 'edit' disappeared?

:notsure:
Reply #341 from Stardock Forums Top
oh so NOW it's BACK.....

LOL

please ignore me..oh you were....

;)
Reply #342 from Stardock Forums Top
Greetings fellow sentients. RB sends warmest regards... from ninth place. :D

OK, now time for me to upgrade to 1.13 and see about Steve's birthday present. :CONGRAT:

- Sirian
Reply #343 from Stardock Forums Top
tHE nEW pATCH wORKS jUST fINE :)

aND fUN wILL bE hAD bY all :d

cONGRATS tO "LLM" mAKING cOMMODORE
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Reply #344 from Stardock Forums Top
congrat RudeBoys on gettin' 1M..but we iz still ahead of youse....and closin' on da pirates and da weevils

;)
Reply #345 from Stardock Forums Top
congrat RudeBoys
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Ah! I like it! Sounds like a rapper group name :) Beware for we are the RB crew! :HOT:
~SDC~
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Reply #346 from Stardock Forums Top
congrat RudeBoys on gettin' 1M..but we iz still ahead of youse
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For a couple of hours there, we had pulled past you. Fear not, we intend to do so again. :) I still have three 60k Gig Masos to deliver up. Speaking of which, I better get back to playing!

- Sirian
Reply #349 from Stardock Forums Top
cool LLMaster......shall do!!

:)
Reply #350 from Stardock Forums Top
thank you. (warning: This is a mini-tech tree that is a dead end. Use it for the bonusi [boni?] at your own risk) :D