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Seven Days Until Armageddon

Seven Days Until Armageddon

of our lives that is...

OK. We are into the final week before release. So how about some more goodies IC?

Please tease us like an extremely beautiful and petite nubile high school girl in heat for the first time?

For example:

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Reply #26 Top
SCIENCE H LOGIC THERES SO MANY OF THEM!
Reply #27 Top
Hey, why don't bet on how many noobs schod can take down solo? I bet 5 or so, after then the economics get to be a bit too stupid, but till then he can overwhelm them with only his faith in himself.
Reply #28 Top
The noobs shall get no honorable treatement!

They shall be slaughtered, and then slaughtered again!
And then, just to make sure that their noobness will not taint these holy forums their remains shall be burned as homage to the great Pink Space Pony Gods!
Reply #29 Top

More goodies are on the way this evening and the rest of the week 


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It's this evening where are our goodies? Or do you tease those of us without the beta with false promises of new information about SoaSE

Reply #30 Top

The noobs shall get no honorable treatement!

They shall be slaughtered, and then slaughtered again!
And then, just to make sure that their noobness will not taint these holy forums their remains shall be burned as homage to the great Pink Space Pony Gods!
End of quote


Ah, good, reinforcements. Now that there are more of us, we can cut the honor out.

Machine Guns!
Trenches!
Tree Bursts!

and most important, encyclopedic knowledge of a game rather similar to the one we shall destroy noobs in!
Reply #31 Top
I have girded my loins to face... !

I'm just glad I'm not Yarley, or any other SD guy *required* to read the forums. Ouch. :D (Hey, if SD is hiring I'd be more than willing to take on that role anyway... hint hint ;) )

(Edit: I won't even abuse the accompanying mod powers to smack down on irritating newbs or Schods... of TGEs... Oh, and don't forget Eets!... Or anyone else on my long, long, long hit list :D
Reply #32 Top
if it doesn't include me, it's not a long enough hit list :HOT:
Reply #33 Top

I have girded my loins to face... !
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so thats what the vasari are running from. their kids got a new vid game and all turned to mindless, destructive noobs.
Reply #34 Top
Makes perfect sense to me  :LOL: 
Reply #35 Top
(Edit: I won't even abuse the accompanying mod powers to smack down on irritating newbs or Schods... of TGEs... Oh, and don't forget Eets!... Or anyone else on my long, long, long hit list
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yeah, it tends to get that long when you dont succeed at getting any of them
:SURPRISED:
Reply #36 Top
You guys look very dapper in your frilly clothes. :P
Reply #37 Top
*doffs hat with preposterous plumage, bows*
Reply #38 Top
Hmm. Noobs.

*rewrites*

function post(string posterType)
if(posterType = !noob) then continueLurk()
else flame()

:P
Reply #39 Top
Now you have to write out the code for the continueLurk and flame functions. The suspense is killing me!
Reply #40 Top
function continueLurk()
{
return void;
}

function flame()
{
int *x = 0;
*x;
}
Reply #41 Top
Soon the darkside will consume us. After all resistance is futile!