Oh, the pain a paltry piece of paper can inflict...

Like the alliteration? ;) Anyway, back to the subject...

from JoeUser Forums
I have not one, not two, but three paper cuts (more like slashes) on my hands...My initial explanation would be that I was just in a hurry, or overeager to get paperwork together....but I guess klutziness is also a contributing factor. How can such a wimpy cut sting so much, anyway?

And in other Klutzy Rose news, I slipped off the bottom stair and hurt my knee (because I wasn’t seeing where I was going). :P


Oh, and it's my Mom's birthday today...she's _____ years old....I won't give numbers--don't think she'd appreciate it-- so let's just say she looks good for her age. ;)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Paper cuts are like razor cuts!  But given your day, I would suggest hiding in Bed! Oh, and Happy Birthday to your mum. 39 today, eh?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
oh you poor baby! I hate those dreaded paper cuts they can be nasty! Put something on them to sooth the sting. You'll be back to normal soon.


Happy Birthday to your mum!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Papercuts are the worst! Always hold onto the rail and procede with caution on stairs! I broke my leg because I didn't heed that advice.

Happy birthday to your mom!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hugs Rose ((((((((((((((((((((((Rose))))))))))))))))) those cuts sting soooooooo bad!! ouch!

hope things smooth over real nice for you

and many happy returns to your mum! a happy birthday day for her!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr.G~~Paper cuts are like razor cuts!~~

I agree! I had to muffle a loud "Ouch!" in class...didn't want to scare the kiddos.

~~Oh, and Happy Birthday to your mum. 39 today, eh?~~

Oh, she'd love you for saying that!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
FS~~Put something on them to sooth the sting. You'll be back to normal soon.~~

Thanks, FS. I'm completely fine now...just find it funny that such a puny little cut can cause so much stinging pain...and I find it funnier that I am such a dork to get so many.

Jill~~Papercuts are the worst! Always hold onto the rail and procede with caution on stairs! I broke my leg because I didn't heed that advice.~~


Yikes. Sorry to hear about your leg. Believe me, I'm holding on like heck to the railing now, and am slowly proceeding down with lots of caution.

~~Happy birthday to your mom!~~

Thanks on her behalf for the well wishes.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trudy~~Hugs Rose ((((((((((((((((((((((Rose))))))))))))))))) those cuts sting soooooooo bad!! ouch! hope things smooth over real nice for you...and many happy returns to your mum! a happy birthday day for her!~~

Thanks for the hug, trudy...how sweet of you. I'm totally fine...just being a bit of a baby. But man, did it hurt...all three times...lol.

Hope my mom is having a great birthday, too.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Paper cuts are the worst! You can slice your finger with a paring knife cutting stuff in the kitchen and it doesn't hurt as bad as a paper cut.

Sorry you have so many owies, InBloom!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tex~~Paper cuts are the worst! You can slice your finger with a paring knife cutting stuff in the kitchen and it doesn't hurt as bad as a paper cut.~~

Yep, I hate them. They rank right up there with hitting your "funny bone" ...lol
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tell me where they are and I'll kiss and make them better.

Then I suggest you listen to Dr. Guy and hide in bed ... oh yeah.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
The title of this blog made me hurt and I don't even have a paper cut!

They are bad, so you are not a baby!

Hope your mom had a great birthday!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
udigit~~Tell me where they are and I'll kiss and make them better.~~

They seem to be healing nicely...but hey, you can still give me a smooch if you want.

~~Then I suggest you listen to Dr. Guy and hide in bed ... oh yeah~~

I probably should have.

Kelly~~They are bad, so you are not a baby!

Hope your mom had a great birthday!~~

Yep, they slice through you like a razor (like doc said). Thanks for the well wishes for my mom... she had a pretty good
day yesterday.