I'm married. To a real life girl and everything. Spent the week in Las Vegas, wife wanted a 12-12-12 wedding, and apparently so did the rest of the world. I got my geek on at the Excalibur watching the knights joust and sword fight shit, went and saw a comedian that got drunk and turned his 1 hour show into a 4 hour one. It was the National Rodeo finals that week, and Vegas was filled with cowboys. Fucking leave Kansas just to be surrounded by cowboys, what a bitch! They were actually all very nice, but god damn were there tons of them everywhere. My mom got drunk after the wedding and embarrassed me, every time I got up to get a drink or use the restroom, she would tell my wife and friends about how perfect of a little boy I was growing up and how I use to hide behind the couch and shit my pants when I was a toddler. Had a lot of fun, and now I'm a married man, so no more fantasizing about me. Also, if there are any lonely dorks out there, if I can find someone, anyone can.
Just passed 35 years last month. It's not only possible, it's wonderful.
35 years is a long time, she'll probably kill me by then.
Congrats...welcome to the club.
Best wishes and may you stay in love forever!
Congrats, and remember you'll never be right about anything again
Congrats and welcome to the club!!
... and may there be many future mini-Xia's!
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