Derek - Where's the New Change Log??????????

Clearly not posted.

Was there some promise that it would be posted by this time today?

I believe there are supposed to be at least 16 question marks in the summon developer incantation.  That would explain why it didn't work.

No, another developer shard was required. He also needed someone with "development level III" and the "summon developer" spell, which the OP clearly did not have.

16 question marks, 5 exclamation points, and a single "1" thrown in by accident.  That's if we follow the Codex, and who doesn't admire tradition?

I certainly do!???!??1?!??????????!?!

You might want to form your requests in xml format:

Here's the changelog:

• Fixed some stuff
• Broke some stuff
• Tried to make the UI prettier and more usable
• Tried to make the AI smarter and more devious
• Added some tactical maps that look like dungeons
• Turned on workshop editor and modding tools
• Improved the look of fonts
• Attempted to reduce pioneer spam a little bit
• Tried to balance hero leveling a little bit

You forgot that there was evil chuckling coming from Brad's office.

FB's post of "almost ready" currently lists a due date of the 20th.

I always knew paying close attention to punctuation mattered, but now that we know it's used in "Summon Developer", we'll pay extra special attention.

Guess we'll just have to cast "Move Time Forward by 1 Week". How much punctuation is required for that?????1! (see what I did there?)

just keep pressing pass/enter.

+ Issue with formatting user's machines reduced

+ Damage of nVidia or ATI video cards due to over heating reduced 

+ New always-online DRM added

+ New inter-game ad system inserted into quest "Sponsored quests" feature added

+ Decreased cost of pionieers

+ Pioneers required to conquer enemy cities once defenders have been removed

+ Migration from random maps to 1 pre-made map completed

+ Mod support removed to improve stability and control "our vision"

+ Player's sovereign now named "Randolph". This is the player's character in all games now to simplify game setup

+ Large map sized removed to improve performance

+ AI improved by eliminating maint. costs to units

Masterful.

You forgot to add, "Game changed to iPhone5 exclusive"

See evil laughing from Brad's office.

Oh, that was rare.

don't feed the trolls!!

well played, sir.

Horror !        Oh, the horror ... Scared the stuffing out of me, until I got down to this bullet:

Only then,        I decided, this must be an Evil Joke ... This is a joke, right ?????!!!!!?????   

(It has been a long day for me ... one made worse by Microsoft, which tends to warp my judgement ...) 

(Also, the "push-back" (of the release date) to Sept 20, further "set me up" ...)

...so, no word yet on the migration to having the AI play Randolph for me to improve AI performance by removing human unpredictability?  We've been asking for this since pre-alpha.

Of course, I should also be caReful about making jokes like these, from what I've seen, people will take this stuff literally.

Ah. Now we can defeat Kung-Fu Panda © to receive extra Kung-Fu Panda 3 © powers.

NO! I prefer "Rüdiger". Improved ruler names -Mod hence announced!

EDIT : + Mod support removed to improve stability and control "our vision" INSTANT FAIL

New update probably not coming today or this week then, Brad? Guess you won't release anything on a friday.

By the way, love the Frog's humour. His changelog posted here was legendary.

See other post. The 20th is the new beta 5 date. Back to modding!