You would have karma now but, you weren't on the delivery list.

I would have given you karma but I wasn't willing.

I would give you karma but, I never called you Will.

I would give you karma but, I will never call you Will.?

I would give you karma, but you Will not stop trying to be punny.

-Twi

  That's punny, right thar.

I would give you karma but, how's about an IOU.

I would give you karma, but i only deal in cash, not bits of worthless paper.

-Twi

I would give you karma but, all I have is a Money Order and a first born?

I would give you karma, but your avatar is staring me down...

 I would give you karma but, instead I'll change my avatar.  

I would give you karma but your karma is still staring me down, and it looks vaguely familiar.

I would give you karma but, those little birdies wouldn't hurt a fly.  Oh wait, they eat fies.{probably}

I would give you karma, and I really would because I support the death of flies, but my bank is empty.

I would give you karma but, your support is appreciated and I recommend you change banks. 

I would give you karma but I have no money, so I need no bank! (Well, not true, I have a savings account, but I can't give ya money from there...)

(I'm 17)

I would give you karma but, the karma bank is never empty. And I was seventeen once. Upon a time. haha

I would give you karma, but being 17 is fun...

I would give you karma but, instead I won't argue with you about 17 being fun. I concur KrdaxDrkrun. I must add that all stages of life has it's own "fun."  It just changes form...

1 karma for having fun.

 I would give you 1 karma, but giving you 4 is more fun.

I would give you karma but,  four for me is too much. Oh well OK.    300 karma   Woo Hoo 

I would give you karma, but here, have some more...

I would give you karma but, I can't stand it. This is a glorious day for Karmaville. Or wherever. Again, WooHoo. 

What cosmic good deed did I do?               

I would give you karma, but the stars are aligned in your favor...

I would give you karma but, gotta like those stars.       But now I have to go count my karma....  

I would give you karma, but karma is for losers, I would rather give (or receive for that matter) you some enchanted swords and axes for Skyrim!

Yeah you heard me