I would give you karma but, time has run out.

I would give you karma, but you weren't powerful enough to stop time from running out on you and are therefore unworthy of having any more.

-Twi

I would give you karma but, now I have to go to plan B.

I would give you karma, but if you're going to plan B, then plan A clearly failed which means negtive karma.  Since I can't take it away, I'll simply taunt you with this empty .

-Twi  

I would give you karma but, your taunts have awakened, nay energized my will to succeed. No room for generosity. No karma for you. 

I wouldn't give you karma because your mom gives you karma!

I would give you karma but, I am a mom.

{I can't give myself karma though. }

Well, now that the cat's outta the bag.... I shall depart.  I'm in the wrong department. haha

Bye folks.

I would give you karma but, there's no one to give it to.

Yay  all mine :karma:

I would give you karma, but your cat was chased away by bugs.

I would give you karma but, your eyeball's in the palm your hand.

I would give you karma but, I'm busy keeping an eye on you..

I would give you karma, but you double posted

I would give you karma but, I thought I was alone.    No karma for counting.

I would give you karma but you talk to yourself...

I would give you karma but, oh no, one little mistake and you never hear the end of it....  my evil twin said no karma.

{I would have}

I would give you karma but your evil twin would just take it all.

I would give you karma but,  the price just went up to 4million billion trillion thousand dollars. 

I would give you karma, but I'm incredibly rich now so why should I care?

hah, I wish!

I would give you karma but wealth is all relative.

I would give you karma, but all my relatives are poor.

I would give you karma, but poor is still relative.

I would give you karma but, not if your my cousin.

I would give you karma but I'm a grammar nazi so it's "you're" instead of "your".

I would give you karma but, now "you are" on the list.

I would have given you karma if I wasn't on that list.

I would have gotten karma but "I are" now on the list.