I would give you karma, but...IDK where to even begin to explain what was wrong with that sentance...

-Twi

I would give you karma, but I just did.

I would give you karma, but I'm saving them for Halloween.

I would give you karma, but Halloween is for children only...

(Okay, don't flame me)

I would give you karma but Halloween can be for scaring the hell out of adults........ and children..then I take their candy.

I would give you karma, but you give me nightmares

I would give you karma, but your nightmares sustain me. 

-Twi 

I would give you karma, but you sound to evil.

The Admiral

I would give you karma, but it's the only thing that keeps me from crossing over to the dark syde.

-Twi

I would give you karma but syde isn't a word.

I would give you karma but you're trying to burst my bubbles. 

-Twi

I would give you karma, but you left broken bubbles all over the place.

I would give you karma, but those bubbles were fully bio-degradable.

-Twi

I would give you karma, but I don't have them decorated yet.

I would give you karma, but using this split keyboard had put me in such a bad mood I'd like to take some away instead...

-Twi

I would give you karma, but what you need is duct tape to put that keyboard back together again.

I would give you karme but it's taking you way too long to fix that keyboard.

I would give you karma, but I ran out of duct tape and tried to use bubble gum...not pretty...

-Twi

I would give you karma, but I gave it all away to trick-or-treaters.

The Admiral

I would give you karma, but since you gave all yours away, I can see you don't want anymore.

-Twi 

I would give you karma, but you're winking is creeping me out.

The Admiral

I would give you karma, but the thread went cold...again.

I would give you karma, but I'm still waiting for mine for getting the 3,000th post.

I would give you karma but this is taking to long.

I would give you karma, but that is a terrible excuse.