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a rake? must've been before my time........
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I didn't think anything was before your time... 
PDJ (aka Redneckdude) has a truly novel use for his rake....and a real 'mountain' one at that!
LOL. it said Immoral pleasure seeker. Not Giver. So yes rake would be the appropriate answer.
Before My current occupation I managed the Lawn and Garden/Seasonal dept. of a local home center/hardware store.
I always got a kick out of when they were on sale and people would ask.....where can I find the cheap hoe's.
LOL Doc! 
........when the soils were on sale and people would comment on how it was a great price, I would say "yeah, it's dirt cheap!" 
........so, I'm over by the insecticides and some guy asks Me if I have anything for termites.........I sent him to the lumber department. 
Quoting bk13GarbageMan, reply 10
........so, I'm over by the insecticides and some guy asks Me if I have anything for termites.........I sent him to the lumber department.
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You wood. 
You wood.
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I'm covering for a guy in the paint dept. while he is on a lunch break, a customer says to Me do You mix up paint here, I said "yeah, I give people the wrong colors all the time!"
LOL. it said Immoral pleasure seeker. Not Giver. So yes rake would be the appropriate answer.
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Actually, if a ho really, really enjoys her job - a whole lot - then she'd be a seeker as well as a giver. But then, that's not right, either... unless she's putting out for free.
Did you hear about the tee-totalling ho... preferred men to liquor. 
Quoting bk13GarbageMan, reply 12
You wood.
I'm covering for a guy in the paint dept. while he is on a lunch break, a customer says to Me do You mix up paint here, I said "yeah, I give people the wrong colors all the time!"
I'm covering for a guy in the paint dept. while he is on a lunch break, a customer says to Me do You mix up paint here, I said "yeah, I give people the wrong colors all the time!"
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That'll teach me to mix it up with you!
As the chilly Eskimo said, "Could you give me another coat?"
Did you hear about the tee-totalling ho... preferred men to liquor.
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Anything added/said at this point would be like the lady who accidently backed into the buzz saw: Total dis-assed 'er.
liquor lick her
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That's why I used teh alcohol related speeling... didn't wnat to be too obvious adn have Zubaz cmoe in adn rap me arcoss teh knuckels fro beign rude.
That's why I used teh alcohol related speeling... didn't wnat to be too obvious adn have Zubaz cmoe in adn rap me arcoss teh knuckels fro beign rude.
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However, there is a good chance that He would have spleled it teh same as You, so You still have a chance at getting that rap!
No one would ever accuse you of that, Cap'n!
How do you like this avatar? Still have a bit o'work to do on the sword.
However, there is a good chance that He would have spleled it teh same as You, so You still have a chance at getting that rap!
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Oh well, if I'm gonna get a rap 'cross the knuckles... let's hope it's with a wet bus ticket.
Why is that scary lookin camp fire girl with a dagger and bent sword standing in front of a ship?
How do you like this avatar? Still have a bit o'work to do on the sword.
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Looks good... tho I feel HG has gender identification issues. Last time I looked... um, I wasn't a girl.
I do have a bent sword, tho.
I do have a bent sword, tho
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/me hopes hes refering to the avatar still. 
HG_Eliminator hopes hes refering to the avatar still.
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To some extent I am an extrovert... but I do not tell all... some things are best kept to one's self.
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