I am the Queen of overstating the Obvious
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My boyfriend told me not too long ago that I am the Queen of overstating the obvious.
He laughs and says he can’t believe some of the things that come out of my mouth.
For example, we were at a restaurant once and he was downing bourbon street chicken. I say, “Do you like it?”,
and he sarcastically says, “No, I hate the stuff. I hate it so much, I’m scarfing it down.” (What a smart a**)...
Here are some other doozies:
“Are you sleepy?” (when someone is yawning).
“Is this your baby?” (when a pregnant co-worker hands me a sonogram photo).
“Are you ironing?” (as my sister holds an iron over her blouse).
“Did it hurt?” (after an acquaintance loudly bangs his knee against a table).
“Are you going to do laundry?” (as the boyfriend holds a basket full of clothes).
and the list goes on and on...
It’s funny how I don’t really notice I do this until someone points it out to me.
He laughs and says he can’t believe some of the things that come out of my mouth.
For example, we were at a restaurant once and he was downing bourbon street chicken. I say, “Do you like it?”,
and he sarcastically says, “No, I hate the stuff. I hate it so much, I’m scarfing it down.” (What a smart a**)...
Here are some other doozies:
“Are you sleepy?” (when someone is yawning).
“Is this your baby?” (when a pregnant co-worker hands me a sonogram photo).
“Are you ironing?” (as my sister holds an iron over her blouse).
“Did it hurt?” (after an acquaintance loudly bangs his knee against a table).
“Are you going to do laundry?” (as the boyfriend holds a basket full of clothes).
and the list goes on and on...
It’s funny how I don’t really notice I do this until someone points it out to me.
