I thought you were starting one of those one-liner threads. I don't think there's a BL plotline that closely matches the douchebag ruling, but Denny Crane *is* a douchebag (lovable, but a douchebag) and he often just says his name as if it was an entire argument.
But I guess your OP was serious, if terse to a fault, and my attempt at a joke response was weak, and worthless if you've never watched the show much. As usual, the South Park boys are smarter than almost all of us. There's a really funny classroom scene in It Hits the Fan where Ms. Choksondik tries to explain the acceptable use of "shit" (fine as long as feces weren't being directly discussed).