4 things to do before I die.....

This is not serious at all.....

from JoeUser Forums

1) Buy a Harley Davidson.  Put a real exhaust system on it.  Ride it wearing a Polo shirt, khakis and topsiders.  Use turn signals instead of made up hand signals.

2) Get pulled over by a cop.  As soon as he walks up to the window ask: "Sir, do you know why you pulled me over today?"

3) Buy a lowered, windows blacked out Excursion.  Fill the back with speakers.  When at stop lights by people blasting rap, crank the stereo playing toddler tunes.  Nothin' better than the resounding bass from "Old MacDonald had a farm"....

4) Stage a rally outside of PETA with the outraged members of PETV (People for the ethical treatment of vegetables)

Got any to add? 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
YEAHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE it!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've actually done a variation of #3... Me in my '89 Chevy Cavalier blasting bagpipe music in response to some jerkoff shaking the road with some crappy rap
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
1) Buy a Harley Davidson. Put a real exhaust system on it. Ride it wearing a Polo shirt, khakis and topsiders. Use turn signals instead of made up hand signals


i have one to add: i want to witness the above fabulous display of girl power. karma, you go, girl !

i love these .

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
1) Buy a Harley Davidson. Put a real exhaust system on it.


Yeah! Go Karma/Harley-girl. Love seeing girls on Harley's!

but riding dressed as youve suggested is not a good idea unless you like road rash.


...hmmm, ...only if she intends falling off, lol.

You know, it's amazing how many motorists in this country will move outta your way when they hear the sound of a Harley-Davidson bearing down on them. Try getting that to happen on any other bike. On a Jap bike, it's like you're just not there, but jump on the H-D, and the road is yours!

This I know from experience, and I still carry the extra parts they added to me in surgery after an accident involving my Jap bike and a Volkwagen Beetle. (I have a permanent metal fixture running down the inside of my femur keeping it together, as a result of this accident)

On a Harley, there's no such thing as "I did'nt see you" as an excuse from the driver, after an accident.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
KarmaGirl: I loved this! Great post.

2) Get pulled over by a cop. As soon as he walks up to the window ask: "Sir, do you know why you pulled me over today?"


That's hilarious!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's awesome! One thing I want to do is make all the buttheads in the world to have plastic surgery so they look like a butthead.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
he he he . . . make 'em easily identifiable, eh?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

That's awesome! One thing I want to do is make all the buttheads in the world to have plastic surgery so they look like a butthead.

I would settle for them just having to carry a sign

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe.....I fixed it for him.  He must have been pointing to the worng place
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
PETV (People for the ethical treatment of vegetables)

The spelling is close to PERV. You may reconsider that name.

Bah poison...too bad trolling an anon person is like spitting in very heavy rain.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

PERV- People for the ethical rights of vegetables?

Yeah, I fixed the troll's post

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thank you for the Spam.  I fixed it for you as you obviously made a typo.