A Ten on the Prop-o-meter

Thanks Ted

from JoeUser Forums
(Is the spacing acceptable, Ted?)

Unfairman so hot, kickin' that new doo he got,
careful you don't get shot....
bring your tickets...to the gun show,
and when he plays croquet best believe
he make it through every wicket you silly ho.
Now you know...the one whose farts smell like a rose,
you girls keep sweatin' him even when he's pickin' his nose,
and as his legacy arose, I'm kickin' poetry and prose...
scribbled down in this book,
and better duck down punkass posers when you're drivin' through Cook,
I know you're shook, just a small time wanna be big time crook,
there's more fish in the sea and even more in the rivers and brooks.

Unfairman got the bait, l
ike the moon's gravitate...tional pull,
and keep smilin' unless you want him to liberate your brain from your skull...
believe it cowards, my man chris got kung fu powers,
and ladies know this man goes on for hours,
so take a cold shower and await his commands,
I got love,
you got love...
for the Unfair...man.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well apparently no one thinks I'm funny, or maybe they're just jealous that I gave you rhymes and didn't offer them any....boo-hoo. Anyway, I appreciate that this was posted in the blog nevertheless. It never hurts to be promoted by someone other than my waning ego.

Love SuspeckTed
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ted-


As long as Chris didn't write it, I find it at least slightly amusing. So, there you go. Of course, you wont ever get a record label, West nor East coast, if you mention Cook as your only locale... bring up Philidelphia, L.A., or hell, even Miami, and you might be closer to a number one platinum hit. Yo.

- Chris's Favorite Older Brother About To Get Married (cause that's a large field of potential people...)
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