OK, I cannot do that. That would be a struggle....   In fact, I get my own presents. haha   Scouts honor. 

I would give you karma but, that's another thing I cannot do. It says I already have karma dialogue box open. blalala 

When I go to Wincustomize. It works. Wondering if it's a karma box I left open some time ago? IOU karma morpheas. 

Uhm, ok thanks I guess.

I would give you karma, but I am saving it for Karma Wars

I would give you karma, but Kitty says I used up my quota for the last century.

i would give you karma, however i just ran out. The previous 5 neones received it all.

I would give you guys some karma but it seems Doc and Wizard1956 have it all.

I would give you karma but your nuts are already dragging the ground from the extra weight of what you have

I would give you Karma but I don't want to

I'd give you karma, but I've none to spare.  

I would give u karma but Santa is not coming this year because you've been BAD. 

I would give you karma but, if Santa's not coming what's the sense of anything?

{karma for you morpheas}

Karma for me

I'd give you some but I used it

I would give you karma but, you have more than me.

I would give you karma but Boy George and that dang chameleon ran off with it. 

I would give you karma but, you sure it wasn't that Aflac gang?

I would give you karma but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I'd give you karma but ....... oh wait ... I just did.

Temporary sanity . That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

I would give Karma but I don't know how to?  (actually serious here folks)

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Awesome now I know how too, but I can't,

Instant karma would get you but, it was over in a flash.

I would give you karma but my arm isn't long enough to reach around the S-bend to retrieve it

Details ... details

I would give you karma, but its all in the details, and thats what matters!

Thanks

Now, time to give some of it back, because thats how karma works you know

@RedneckDude: I wish you to reach 1k karma, I'll even be the one to give you #999 and #1000 when its time!

RnD will need to see the Karma King and get a loan first I think. Providing of course DrJBHL hasn't hidden them under starkers porch next to the curried cabbage.

I would give you karma, but you dont follow the rules.