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Wish Someone Would Invent!

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Real things, crazy things, pictures of things, all useful or not.  Please keep it clean.

 

 

A zipper you can't get caught in.X( :waaaa:

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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A glow in the dark toilet.
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And glow in the dark pee so you know you're hitting the bowl.
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Wiz and angus....no problem....Get a job at Los Alamos. }:)

Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 21
A reality syrum to use on know it alls, so they can be shown how little they really know in the grand scheme of things. ( My 13 yo could use a dose of this)

It's called "Illseeyain-8-yearsinol" Still being tested by the FDA.
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"Illseeyain-8-yearsinol" is extremely long lasting.  In 11 days I'll turn 50, and I'm STILL calling up Mom and telling her how sorry I am.

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Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Illseeyain-8-yearsinol" is extremely long lasting. In 11 days I'll turn 50, and I'm STILL calling up Mom and telling her how sorry I am.
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Ah, a mother's guilt trips never end.  Mine's gone and I still feel guilty about something.*_*

 

Invent a device to stop screaming children in restaurants and stores.  Oh wait, it has been...a hand.

Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Guilt: The gift that keeps on giving. :)

Device to exercise ones muscles passively, while asleep.

Reply #30 from Stardock Forums Top

A pill for stupidness.  :grin:   :|

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A portable,inflatable dartboard. ;P

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

a DIY money making machine.............:D

 

and of course, a real functioning time machine..........   id LUV one of them... *Sigh*

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting KittyMalone, reply 7

and of course, a real functioning time machine..........   id LUV one of them... *Sigh*
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Would you want to go back, or forward?  

Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A dog walker.

A cure for Psoriasis....my hands are so bad, I have no fingerprints. Really.

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting k10w3, reply 8



Quoting KittyMalone,
reply 7

and of course, a real functioning time machine..........   id LUV one of them... *Sigh*


Would you want to go back, or forward?  

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DEFFINATLEY BACK!!......omg i could snuggle with jack benny and orson welles and joseph cotton, bump hips with my idol alfred hitchcock.......smoke ciggies and have a good cackle session with bette davis............the list is endless............ and the cars......i wont get started on the classic cars.......yum yum yum. yep i was born in the wrong era for certain.

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting PuterDudeJim, reply 9
A dog walker.

A cure for Psoriasis....my hands are so bad, I have no fingerprints. Really.
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That sucks Jim........... (istillloveyou):blush:

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A dog walker.
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Just get one of them little ankle biter dogs...you don't have to walk them....you can just hang'em out the window and squeeze. XD

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Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wish someone would invent ...the perfect man. XD  

Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Deea19, reply 13
Wish someone would invent ...the perfect man.  
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They did. He's going out with my brother Bill.

 

Quoting KittyMalone, reply 11
Quoting PuterDudeJim, reply 9A dog walker.

A cure for Psoriasis....my hands are so bad, I have no fingerprints. Really.

That sucks Jim........... (istillloveyou)
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So many of us do!

Quoting WebGizmos, reply 12
A dog walker.

Just get one of them little ankle biter dogs...you don't have to walk them....you can just hang'em out the window and squeeze.
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WG....That's so funny I had to clean the coffee off my damn screen. Warn us when you're gonna say something like that!

 

Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top

WG....That's so funny I had to clean the coffee off my damn screen. Warn us when you're gonna say something like that!
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:-" :grin:

Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting skyzyk, reply 5
A pill for stupidness.   
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For? Did you mean "For"? Or....maybe....against? I think maybe I need the latter.   Maybe ...not maybe.  ;P

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wish someone would invent a politician than never lies.

Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Affordable healthcare. 

Reply #44 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Warp drive, so I can get off this f****** planet...

Reply #45 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 18
Affordable healthcare. 
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Ask and Ye shall receive:

Reply #46 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Just get one of them little ankle biter dogs...you don't have to walk them....you can just hang'em out the window and squeeze.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!   Funny stuff!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #47 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wish someone would invent ...the perfect man.
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God invented me, 'nuff said.     ;)

Reply #48 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Warp drive, so I can get off this f****** planet...
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I second that, Michael!
I'd be the first to be on the first freaking flight out of this god forsaken place.

Reply #49 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'd be the first to be on the first freaking flight out of this god forsaken place.
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Where would you go?

 

Reply #50 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Where would you go?
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Why, where no man has gone before of course. :grin: