A neglected wife is tired of her husband coming home from work each night, having a shower, eating dinner and watching TV for a couple of hours before bed, where he promptly fell asleep. They hadn't made love in ages and she planned that situation would end tonight.,
First off she went to a department store and bought herself the sexiest negligee. Then she went to an adult store to purchase a pair of crotchless knickers. Next it was off the the supermarket for the supplies needed to make his favourite meal, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding with greens and gravy.
As usual, he arrives at home and goes straight in for his shower prior to sitting down for his dinner. "I've made your favourite tonight, roast beef, Yorkshire pud and all the trimmings. And to top it all off I bought that lovely red wine you like so much."
"That's nice m' dear, what's the special occasion?" he asks.
"Oh, no special occasion, I just thought it would be nice if we spent some quality time together."
With that she whipped off her robe to reveal the sexy negligee: "What do you think?"
"Oh it's alright," he quickly replied so as to divert the conversation and asked if there was any desert.
"I'm the desert for tonight," she quipped, as she lifted the negligee ever so slightly to show off her crotchless knickers. She pointed to her nether regions to gain his attention and suggestingly asked: "Do you want some of this?"
"Like bloody hell I do, Look what it has done to yer knickers.!!!!!"