Rather than hunting zombies, I think we should put them to good use.  Get them involved in politics!   The Million Zombie March on the National Mall would be good.  Only question would be how to feed them all.   They want to eat your brain, but there are none in Washington.

After reading all this I've come to just one conclusion. I'm leavin' ... going off planet ... gonna fly out to the Centauri system, find me a green skinned floozie, kick back and watch the algae bloom.

heh, I got father figure my first time through as well.