I just farted... it was dry, no lumps.
I now have an excuse to call starkers 'Lumpy'.
Er! No lumps! 'Twas a rip snorter, though.....
Maybe you could call me Ripper, Bugle Butt or Rip Torn... whatever, be sure to call me in plenty of time for the next curried cabbage meal.
Ah!!!! Now I know where the actor, Rip Torn, got his handle....on set he's a notorious trouser trumpeter, and the nick stuck.