I want to make a confession: I've been playing as the Klingons and really enjoying it.
At first I thought I would just try them to learn about their weaknesses as I usually play Federation.
But the next day I loaded them up again.
The first Excelsior I destroyed gave me a chill. As the battle raged the cold dread morphed into the warm glow of satisfaction. When it was over, two med cruisers, hundreds of wounded aboard, the ensign (acting Capt) surrendered and asked for mercy. Swiftly it came, "qaStaHvIS qul" (fire at will) I roared. Oh closure! Sweet closure. The most satisfying ending to a long and fruitless relationship.
I will never go back to playing those self righteous Prime Directive spouting hypocritical bastards.
So raise a tankard of blood wine and I'll see you in Stovokor you p*****s!
backs out of the room slowly...
P.S. And I "NEVER" liked you Riker; not once, not ever, not even a little bit.
hyp·o·crit·i·cal
ˌhipəˈkridək(ə)l/
adjective
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behaving in a way that suggests one has higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.