since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for not showing proper ID to pool around.
Banned for not knowing that I am incognito, as such I do not carry ID, and only pool around when the water has been tested for bacteria, fungi and sharks.
Banned for depriving sea life of a non fat free meal.
Banned for allowing your predatorial instincts to run wild and letting a couple of white pointers loose in the pool on Capitol Hill.
OH!!! Wait a minute.......
Banned for keeping us waiting.
banned for standing to the side like an awaiting maiden
Banned by the princess for pretending to be a maid in waiting so's you could watch her undressing.
banned for not letting me in forcing me to hide
Banned for concealing your true identity by going in as a drag queen wearing little more than sequinned underwear and a mock-up hairdo with alternate blonde and purple dreadlocks.
banned for leading the way
Banned for doing in extreme earnest what I did purely for a dare... to win a bet.
Banned for betting on 1980's fahionistas.
Banned for betting yer last buck on a 'sure-fire winner' that ran dead last in a two horse race.
banned for beating the dead horse into fertilizer
Banned for so much horse shit and not fertilising the roses.
banned for scoffing at the neighbors for their attempts to beautify the neighborhood
Banned for drawing the short straw and having to go to the hardware store to ask for a long weight.
Banned for drawing.
Banned for hogging all the crayons and leaving me a blunt pencil with the rubber missing.
banned for rubberizing all the pens
Banned for penning letters to your local politicians to complain about blunt pencils because Uvah stole all the crayons and keeps them in a box under his bed along with his porn stash and silky-feel rubber gloves for those very intimate moments when privacy is paramount and the cats get kicked outside in the cold to forage in the snow.
Banned for snow. Don't want none.
Banned for don't want 'none' must mean you must want some.
banned by some but not all
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