since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for non burpy issues.
Banned for not showing the chef appreciation for a good meal with an enormous burp.
banned for passing gas through the mouth
Banned 'cause Italian cooking is Da Bomb.
Banned for prejudicial preferences. I like French.... and the cooking ain't too bad, either.
Banned for cuisses de grenouille and escargot and Curried Chou plus other French delicacies.
Banned for forgetting the seafood croutons and the splash of white wine ta wash 'em down with.
banned for using wine with no cheese
Banned for thinking plain ol' sausages without the onion gravy and a pint o' stout ta wash 'em down with.
banned for letting the pigs out of the blankets
Banned for they were beef sausages and they were encased in condoms made from small intestines.
banned for not removing the intestines first before using
Banned for trying to skin your sausages to make yourself non-latex natural condoms.
banned for mocking those of us with allergies
Banned for bringing sniffles into this.
Banned for he's talkin' 'bout a rash on his ol' fella.... that's why he uses non-latex condoms, to prevent the spread of contagion from the sniffles
banned for assuming rational things
Banned for rationalising assumptions and finding little sense can be made of them.
banned for looking in through the out door
Banned for being on the outside looking out some more.
banned for leaving the windows open
Banned for inviting flies to dinner.
Banned for there's a fly in my soup and a tarantula sitting on my croutons.
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