Banned for knowing foods have different sounds when eaten.... while jello has a distinct slurping sound, a rare steak will often moo like it's still on the hoof.

banned for not clucking things up with your complaints

Banned fior bringing grammar to the dinner table... nutrition and taste is all that matters.  After that, all that truly matters is a strong, appreciative burp to indicate a resounding thumbs up to the tucker [food] laid out before you on platters of bone china and gilt edged pocelian

Banned for not picking up on my porcelain typo... and you've been warned about sucking the marrow out of Uncle Ted's bones more than once before this.  Wait until the coroner's done and it's all yours.

banned for stone throwing

Banned for is this a pile of rocks I see before me.... now just gimme a catapault and point me in the direction of some bankers.

Banned for issuing the catapult in the first place. Go to your room.

Banned for failing to mention self defence. 

Banned for miss clamped knows what she can do. . . and get that doolally  out of here. 

Banned for calling the mission impossible. Improbable, yes. Imbecilic, yes. But not impossible.

Now, get your stinking paws off her, you damned dirty ape!

banned for aping around

Banned for apeing the barrel. You need to go on a diet.

Banned for bullocks you say.