Banned for handing off counterfeit cash to little old ladies as well as putting some in the collection box at the local place of prayer.

Banned for sending undercover agents to the place of prayer to covertly stash counterfeit cash in its coffers before ringing the cops with a tip as to where to find it, then naming the padre as the one who put it there.

Banned for getting it all wrong... when I launder cash it goes in the washing machine.

Banned for thinking I deal in small change.... No, I launder the notes [in US bills] in the washing machine here at home. 

I haven't used a coin-op laundromat since I was around 18 and had just moved out of my parents place.  However, I got sick of having to haul my washing there, having to wait around an hour or so before having to haul it all back home again.  I ended up purchasing a Sanyo twin-tub for about 80 bucks.... a good machine, too, I had it for near on 30 years before I gave it to my daughter to use.  Last I heard it was still going, 40 something years since I purchased it.

Banned for unbridled jealousy over the longevity of my Sanyo twin-tub.

Banned for that Sith bullshit about being so-called bridled when in fact your only Sith trait is sick

Banned for I never got into Star Wars movies and therefore know nothing about alien creeds or codes.

Banned for being a trek-elitist

banned for going to doctor who through the stargate while trying to find earth with a battlestar running from red dwarves

banned for an avatar with a dog with sad eyes

Banned for not going to SpecSavers.

Banned for pilfering ideas from Groundhog Day

Banned for putting on your Centurion's hat and fearing the Ides of March will return again and again..... and again.