Banned for not choosing one.

Banned for having a why me? type of persecution complex.

Banned for choosing to oversimplify issues of greater importance.

Banned for bullshit... I never ever dance to the tune of bankers, politicians, car salesmen or money grubbing real estate agents.

Banned for how do you come to that way off conclusion when I said 'never ever' dance to their tunes?

Banned for reading wild commentary from the lunatic fringe.

Banned for getting tips how to be an insurrectionist from watching the TV news on the 6th.

Yeah, it was certainly not a good look.  Hopefully it never happens again, especially after 5 people lost their lives in the chaos.

Banned for using an outdated and pictureless technology instead of going to the TV to be informed of worldly events.

Banned for behaving all canine-like by pretending to be a wolf and howling at the full moon.... thus letting the neighbours know that you'll bite if they venture too close to your kennel.

Banned for it seems you have pussy on your mind quite a lot.  

Banned for feline desires that include a penchant for cat food.

Banned for being tight fisted and going dirt cheap with cat food to feed guests while you eat fried chicken.