GPG loves you. GPG is obsessed with you. GPG thinks about you before it goes to sleep, before it eats breakfast in the morning, before it steps into the shower after running the water.
How do I know this? It's the only explanation for the new series of Demigod patches. Here we go, we've got 1.3.
How can this be? Our incessant whining over new DG availability when 1.2 came out? The ad nauseum complaints about unfixed bugs? The infuriating Uberfix Mod that we keep trying to ram down their throats? How could they love us? How could ANYONE LOVE US?
I'll tell you how.
Brad, you ever wonder how all your things on your desk are nicely organized every morning? That isn't the janitor. That's Pacov sneaking in at night.
I've lurked into Sorian's home a few times to massage his feet while he sleeps. I don't think he knows. (Your wife is nice by the way.)
Ninki and Orcun are the ones who iron the GPG dev shirts every morning. Fresh and white, you think that happens naturally?
There you go folks. Demigod fans are all over. We're like the little dudes in Zelda who hide coins under rocks. You wanna know why we're getting new patches? Because of the little things in life.
Nook out.
