Banned for the over-indulgence of body while neglecting necessary and important cerebral functions that help make the world go 'round.

And NO 'the world is flat jokes/comments or you're triple banned with enforceable lifelong extensions and no 'get-out' clauses.

Banned for thinking you were the baited catch on a fishing expedition that was actually after Spanish Mackerel to sell in Spanish Harlem at a huge profit after taking in expenses for bait, hooks, line and sinkers.... not to mention costs of running the boat; the fishermens wages and the cost of obligatory hookers once back on dry land.

Also banned for taking the bait and ending up getting 'hooked' by a professional hooker for all the wrong reasons and then some.

Banned for believing in your own conspiracy theories and posting the evidence right here that you have need of a tin foil hat more than most.

Banned for the theory that I'm assuming.... and banned for assuming I have a theory.

Banned for visiting the farm to test your cattle prod before using it to jump-start your heart in the mornings.

Banned for tree murderation with a chainsaw, and for posting while covered in shit.

Banned for cutting up zombie firewood and setting fire to it to make 100% sure it is dead.

Banned for not fearing my zombie trees.  My very wisest opponents, and only the very wisest, have targeted them with their prime card removal effects.

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banned because green is the color of conformity 

banned for feeling up my color

banned for putting me in the same group as hollywood

banned for going the direction of the palms

Banned for  palming the offering on Palm Sunday in Palm Beach or Palmero.