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So I've been thinking and...

August 4, 2009 3:50:08 PM from Demigod ForumsDemigod Forums

Right... *sighs* here I go

 

I've been thinking about doing this for a long time, but I did not have the guts to do so before. After buying some stuff on the internet ( You probably don't want to know... It's ... private) Anyways, after buying all that fun stuff, I went into debt... A lot even.

 

Therefore, I officially declare Schobbo for sale. Schobbo is a good guy and a very good teamplayer, also, he likes stories about all kinds of stuff, I once told him about a ninja Bunny called Furbubbles. He never stops liking that story Anyways, back on topic. Schobbo is an experienced player, and I am sure that he will be glad to boost some of you less fortunate people out there

I would like to start the bid price at 1 gold. Also, I might need to add that Schobbo is unaware of this sale, so it must happen fast, before he finds me and literary guts me.

I'll add a spicy detail to boost the sale prices: He likes wearing a pink dress on sundays and dance naked around campfires.

Bid as if your life depends on it! Schobbo is a rarity!

 

Yours truly,

 

Silvius

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Reply #1 August 4, 2009 3:56:43 PM
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Bid as if your life depends on it! Schobbo is a rarity!

A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.

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Reply #2 August 4, 2009 4:35:37 PM
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lol

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Reply #3 August 4, 2009 4:48:55 PM
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Nobody bidding?

You break Schobbo's heart. Damn you!

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Reply #4 August 4, 2009 4:57:06 PM
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1 gold!

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Reply #5 August 4, 2009 5:01:56 PM
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Quoting kajexdraw,
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1 gold!

 

One gold has been bid, anyone who dares to go higher?

 

I'll add some nice details about his personal life after the bids go up

 

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Reply #6 August 4, 2009 5:05:14 PM
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2 gold!

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Reply #7 August 4, 2009 5:08:59 PM
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Quoting Phirochu,
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2 gold!

The bidding just went up by a 100%! This means a detail will be provided:

 

Schobbo lives in Germany and he sometimes likes to dress up like a panda when eating chinese.

 

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Reply #8 August 4, 2009 5:32:51 PM
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37.5 GOLD!

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Reply #9 August 4, 2009 5:51:08 PM
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Quoting XaviorsFist,
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37.5 GOLD!

 

!! The bidding went up by god knows how much... a detail will be provided:

 

Schobbo has 2 pets, Bunny the butterfly and Butterfly the bunny.

 

Sincerely,


Silvius

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Reply #10 August 4, 2009 6:02:46 PM
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45.56 for schobbo

Edit: (I love random post)

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Reply #11 August 4, 2009 7:15:40 PM
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Can Schobbo kiss his own ankles?

If so, I'll go in for 65.14 Gold

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Reply #12 August 4, 2009 9:21:14 PM
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No schobbo has KANKLES

I'm for -487.35 PLATINUM on top of 65.15 Gold.

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Reply #13 August 4, 2009 9:56:28 PM
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For Schobbo I will offer my friend Patrick.

 

Straight up. No strings attached.

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Reply #14 August 4, 2009 10:08:48 PM
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Quoting F35StrikeFighter,
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For Schobbo I will offer my friend Patrick.

 

Straight up. No strings attached.

il offer F35StrikeFighter and his friend patrick!

 

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Reply #15 August 5, 2009 1:58:53 AM
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Do bribes offend you? If I perform some service for you on the side can I have Schobbo no matter the current bid? I am a person of many talents.

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Reply #16 August 5, 2009 2:53:14 AM
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If I win, will you ship to Mandala?

That map is a Ghost town and in desperate need of deities!

I bid 76 Gold and a Girdle of the Giants artifact (I hardly use it)

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Reply #17 August 5, 2009 6:04:14 AM
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I bid a combo of 125 Gold + Sila (her pounce hits like a b****).

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Reply #18 August 5, 2009 6:16:18 AM
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Silvius,

 

How much as i do think your a good girl, MY NAME IS COPYRIGHTED! 

I demand 99,43262% of the total bid onto my bankaccount. 

 

Thanks.

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Reply #19 August 5, 2009 6:29:20 AM
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where in germany does he live? i wnat to view him before i bet

wanna know for what slavery jobs he is good for =D

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Reply #20 August 5, 2009 7:09:46 AM
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Quoting Alterschism,
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Do bribes offend you? If I perform some service for you on the side can I have Schobbo no matter the current bid? I am a person of many talents.

 

Define many talents

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Reply #21 August 5, 2009 7:10:42 AM
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Quoting x_CASSHERN_x,
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If I win, will you ship to Mandala?

That map is a Ghost town and in desperate need of deities!

I bid 76 Gold and a Girdle of the Giants artifact (I hardly use it)

 

I will ship Schobbo to any place you want, ofcourse, additional shipment costs will be charged.

 

I will also charge the tranquilizers needed to get schobbo into the box.

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Reply #22 August 5, 2009 7:12:12 AM
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Quoting kajexdraw,
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I bid a combo of 125 Gold + Sila (her pounce hits like a b****).

 

The 125 gold sounds nice... ofcourse, Sila is a stupid pet, I don't like pets They tend to die when they get close to me.

 

I could tell you stories about my hamsters One-eye and No-teeth, but then I'd probably get sued for animal abuse

 

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Reply #23 August 5, 2009 7:12:53 AM
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Quoting frbbls,
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Silvius,

 

How much as i do think your a good girl, MY NAME IS COPYRIGHTED! 

I demand 99,43262% of the total bid onto my bankaccount. 

 

Thanks.

 

So you admit that Frbbls is actually short for Furbubbles?

Hallelujah!

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Reply #24 August 5, 2009 7:13:28 AM
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Quoting CelMare,
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where in germany does he live? i wnat to view him before i bet

wanna know for what slavery jobs he is good for =D

 

I can only tell you... Schobbo likes Master-slave games

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Reply #25 August 5, 2009 7:25:26 AM
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Additional details about Schobbo.

 

1.  At age 8, Schobbo broke the world record "Swallowing stuff" by swallowing an entire motorcycle. He has never been the same since.

2.  Schobbo ends every sentence with " In accordance with the Prophecy"

3. On sundays, Schobbo likes to play with orange traffic cones. With these he reroutes whole streets.

4.  Schobbo will ocassionaly ask people around him if they are male or female.

5.  Schobbo is a nice guy, therefore, when driving, he will honk and wave to strangers he sees.

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