Heh. Found 'em. Left the following message. Surely they will simply answer by calling me a newb and a loser--hey, I plead guilty--but it felt good to get it off my chest. 
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Not all beasts have spit. When playing against melee DGs, it's common to focus on ooze. This is a well known tactic and can be very effective.
It happens that I had spit. But there's also this other thing called "being in range for spit." If I am not in range, I can not spit. I can not "use spit bro" if I am not in range to spit.
Moreover, Sedna ran away. There is no need to use spit, wasting mana, if the opponent is going to leave you to the flag anyway. We were 2v1. There was no reason to open up with spit unless she made it clear she intended to stay and fight for some reason. Mana is a resource, and must be conserved.
Everyone else in the game--_everyone_--understood that your advice to "use spit bro" was out of place. And to top it all off, you left in the middle of the game. People are going to start refusing to play with you if you keep this up.
Stick around, _read the forums_ where you will find a lot of _valuable strategy advice_. Learn. Keep playing. Become valuable.