Monty Python.
Spam spam spam spamety spam!, yeah Monty Python (I hoped it The Darth and Samurye Show, you should check it out)
Sorry, I just ate the steering wheel.
Ok, I will just use a wrench attatched to the steering column as a steering wheel.
At least now you can get around easier, since there's no way you could've chewed through it it still has to be whole and you can just use it to roll all over the place.
Hey look a frsiby to throw into the river.
Just don't think of what'll happen when it's time for it to come out.
Oh, dear god, this is going to be nasty.
-TheDarth 